Is Hayward God?

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  1. TroutBum

    TroutBum My Member's Premium Contributor

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    If someone asks you if you're a god... you say YES!
     
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  2. fallenchicken

    fallenchicken Well-Known Member

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    Times are tough. That's why it's important now, more than ever, that we worship everyday.
     
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  3. Thee jazz fan

    Thee jazz fan Well-Known Member

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    "Bow down before Zod" my favorit move line
     
  4. TroutBum

    TroutBum My Member's Premium Contributor

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    But if He's so powerful, can He make a rock that is so heavy that even He can't lift it?



    Seriously, think about it.
     
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  5. Mr. McGibblets

    Mr. McGibblets Well-Known Member

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    When you have a question you ask google.

    When google has a question it asks Gordon.

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  6. LogGrad98

    LogGrad98 Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Can he microwave a burrito so hot that even he can't eat it?
     
  7. LogGrad98

    LogGrad98 Well-Known Member Contributor

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    That is the monitor I have ordered for my new 3-monitor setup. It's awesome.
     
  8. krebstaz

    krebstaz New Member

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    If Hayward is GOD he's the GOD of overrated
     
  9. TroutBum

    TroutBum My Member's Premium Contributor

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    -10, *** cheeks.
     
  10. LogGrad98

    LogGrad98 Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Hear hear.
     
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  11. Mr. McGibblets

    Mr. McGibblets Well-Known Member

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    I was going to respond with "your mom is overrated," except she's not. She was wonderful.
     
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  12. dalamon

    dalamon Well-Known Member 2018 Prediction Contest Winner

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    Eagerly awaiting Krebstaz's response.
     
  13. fallenchicken

    fallenchicken Well-Known Member

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    You better pray for a long life, pal.
     
  14. Stifle Tower

    Stifle Tower Punch Bowl Re-Filler

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    Hayward may not be a GOD, but he did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
     
  15. Lakers_Slapper

    Lakers_Slapper Well-Known Member

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    What has Hayward done? I know ill get some of you saying, "he played incredible defense against Kobe",,, ok and then what>>>>?????? I think Jazz fans are so bored and will take just about anything to boost their hopes for the Jazz. An un tatted lil white kid from Butler gets drafted by the Jazz, makes a free throw, and everyone is ready to put a statue of him next to the Stockton and Malone statue. Go Hayward.
     
  16. fallenchicken

    fallenchicken Well-Known Member

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    Not a statue. A Shrine.
     
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  17. LogGrad98

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    This. Statues are for mere mortals.
     
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  18. moevillini

    moevillini the Chief Old D'oh Staff Member

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    Wouldn't a temple be even better?
     
  19. fallenchicken

    fallenchicken Well-Known Member

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    Yeah let's just bulldoze that other one and put up the Hayward Cathedral.
     
  20. TroutBum

    TroutBum My Member's Premium Contributor

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    I feel the need to re-post my Jazz Poetry that I had a vision about early last year:

    Gods, let it be so.
     

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