Is Hayward God?

[Shaggy]

Nice call on the infinite Gods. Sounds like you're ready for fellowshipping. Prepare for an endless string of door knocks and people bearing gifts like green jello with carrot shavings, funeral potatoes, Scout-o-Rama tickets, and missionary introductions.

PKM, these guys are worse then bed bugs and cockroaches, so hard to get rid of. If you need yard work done and you're to lazy to do it yourself, go to the nearest LDS church. You need food because you spent it all on beer the night before, go to the nearest LDS church. You need a bad girl in a good way, go to the nearest LDS church.

fyi, green jello with carrot shavings ain't as bad as it sounds, funeral potatoes are the bomb, scout-o-rama is overrated.

If you're given a book of mormon disable the GPS on it and you're golden.

Saturday's Warrior is a must see.

a few tips from a momo.

 

[fallenchicken]

Breaking news: Hayward just hired two new assistants. Some guy named Enes Kanter and a guy Alex Burks. It's believed Jeremy Evans will remain his number two, and Hayward will delegate all his instructions through Evans.

 

[Dr. Jones]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Nice

 

[TroutBum]

PKM, these guys are worse then bed bugs and cockroaches, so hard to get rid of. If you need yard work done and you're to lazy to do it yourself, go to the nearest LDS church. You need food because you spent it all on beer the night before, go to the nearest LDS church. You need a bad girl in a good way, go to the nearest LDS church.

fyi, green jello with carrot shavings ain't as bad as it sounds, funeral potatoes are the bomb, scout-o-rama is overrated.

If you're given a book of mormon disable the GPS on it and you're golden.

Saturday's Warrior is a must see.

a few tips from a momo.

This is pretty spot on. You forgot to add, "If you're moving, call your local bishop." I love Mo's, seriously. Good people.

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

Best thread ever. Made me laugh a ton

 

[NCJazz]

PKM, these guys are worse then bed bugs and cockroaches, so hard to get rid of. If you need yard work done and you're to lazy to do it yourself, go to the nearest LDS church. You need food because you spent it all on beer the night before, go to the nearest LDS church. You need a bad girl in a good way, go to the nearest LDS church.

fyi, green jello with carrot shavings ain't as bad as it sounds, funeral potatoes are the bomb, scout-o-rama is overrated.

If you're given a book of mormon disable the GPS on it and you're golden.

Saturday's Warrior is a must see.

a few tips from a momo.

Had a couple of missionaries come by my neighborhood outside of Memphis not to long ago. Granted i wanted to talk Jazz, but alas i did not answer the door. Assume there are some parts of Memphis they are skipping.

 

[//r00t 4 Jazz]

Breaking news: Hayward just hired two new assistants. Some guy named Enes Kanter and a guy Alex Burks. It's believed Jeremy Evans will remain his number two, and Hayward will delegate all his instructions through Evans.

Uhhmm wouldn't they be his apostles?

 

[Scat]

You forgot to add, "If you're moving, call your local bishop."

This is totally unnecessary. They will find you regardless.

 

[Deleted member 848]

Greatest thread of the 2010-2011 season, McGibblets photoshopping-wizardry is simply icing on the cake.

 

[Scat]

Uhhmm wouldn't they be his apostles?

Otherwise known as "JC and the Boys".

 

[TroutBum]

This is totally unnecessary. They will find you regardless.

Oh, I know that, but I meant if you need help moving -- the EQ will be all over that action. Free labor = Good.

 

[prodigy]

No.