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It's Time for a Jimmer Thread

He needs to accept his position as a spot-up shooter (in the NBA). On another note, would anyone trade Rubio to the Sharks for him?
 
infection said:
He needs to accept his position as a spot-up shooter (in the NBA). On another note, would anyone trade Rubio to the Sharks for him?
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Instead of trading Rubio for him, let's just clone them both to create a player with Jimmer's shooting and the rest of Rubio's game.
 
If I were a bazillionaire I would wear two brand new pairs of socks every day, and throw the used ones at homeless people on the side of freeway exits.

I like to hire cheap strippers for bachelor parties and tell them they're way too damn ugly and fat, here's your money now please go away before I barf all over you. It's pretty much true.

I can't remember the last time I sharted but I feel like I'm about to so I should probably log off.

Too late. Only a whiskey and a Jazz game can fix this mess.

Jimmer.
 
Going back in time reading some of those names. Jianlian Yi, Scola, Willie Warren. That dude has one of my all time favorite dunks.
 
David Stern said:
Instead of trading Rubio for him, let's just clone them both to create a player with Jimmer's shooting and the rest of Rubio's game.
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I like your thinking, but if this technology is available let's use it on LeBron, Giannis, Kwahi, Steph, Durant before wasting it on Jimmer and Rubio.
 
I haven't followed Jimmer lately. Has he grown 6 inches and now plays D? What am I missing here?
 
37 points, 8 assists, 7 rebounds, and 3 steals. Just another typical day at the office for jimmer
 
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