It's time to pimp myself out.

[Archie Moses]

I literally just about pee'd myself (in a non-kinky way) reading this past page or so. lol

 

[C l u t c H 385]

You got somethin against pee fetishers? Is that right? What do you call someone with a pee fetish? Pee fetishee? Pee fetishor? Trout Bum?

Anyway, HATE MONGERPHOBEGGOT!

 

[franklin]

Forge is exactly what I'm looking for in an insurance salesman... along with a lack of pride of course.

My only question is can we crack a beer together in your office?

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

His office? You mean his bathroom?

 

[TroutBum]

Forge is exactly what I'm looking for in an insurance salesman... along with a lack of pride of course.

My only question is can we crack a beer together in your office?

Obviously, this thread is all the evidence you need to know that I have no pride. I would love to crack a beer with you, you'll just have to drink it for me.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Obviously, this thread is all the evidence you need to know that I have no pride. I would love to crack a beer with you, you'll just have to drink it for me.

Wait, you don't drink?

 

[TroutBum]

Wait, you don't drink?

I'm too addicted to Mtn. Dew to bother with alcohol.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

I'm too addicted to Mtn. Dew to bother with alcohol.

Lame bro.

 

[sirkickyass]

Wait, you don't drink?

Let me introduce you to a concept called the Word of Wisdom ...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Word_of_Wisdom

Trout's wife believes in it; ergo he must abide by its strictures.

 

[Stickler]

I wish I had a wife.

 

[VINYLONE]

Let me introduce you to a concept called the Word of Wisdom ...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Word_of_Wisdom

Trout's wife believes in it; ergo he must abide by its strictures.

That words of wisdom thing seems like a pretty right on doctrine...I mean, it calls for you to live a "clean" life as far as consumables go. So the question begs to be asked...why the **** is Ballou such a fat ***?

 

[TroutBum]

That words of wisdom thing seems like a pretty right on doctrine...I mean, it calls for you to live a "clean" life as far as consumables go. So the question begs to be asked...why the **** is Ballou such a fat ***?

Because I sit on my beaver all day trying to pimp myself out to short little turd-burgers like you.