Jerry Sloan sells off all his tractors (Yahoo! Sports article about Sloan's life outside the NBA).

[Joe Bagadonuts]

What's next? Will we soon hear that Jerry Sloan is going to be on Dancing With the Stars? The cosmos has gone seriously out of whack!

 

[Chad Feldheimer]

What's next? Will we soon hear that Jerry Sloan is going to be on Dancing With the Stars? The cosmos has gone seriously out of whack!

and becomes head coach for the Lakers!!

 

[Revolution 9]

I would absolutely watch a non-working coaching legends reality show in which Jerry Sloan, Don Nelson, Lenny Wilkins, Larry Brown, and Phil Jackson all had to live in a house together.

Lenny would have no clue what was going on. Sloan would strangle someone. Larry would constantly be trying to get the producers to bring in new coaches in exchange for Lenny. Don Nelson would effectively be the Snookie of the situation, except with more alcohol and fried pickles. And Phil Jackson would be the guy trying to act above it all that still signed on for a reality show.

This would have to be better than Basketball Wives.

Bring in Rodman, Deron, and Magic to make it even more interesting...

 

[jazzrule]

Does that make you the Phil Jackson of this site? Minus the success of course.

LOL take that Sirkickyass. Made me laugh. I would give you another rep if I knew how. Still laughing.

 

[Deleted member 365]

Women can make men do strange things....

 

[sirkickyass]

Does that make you the Phil Jackson of this site? Minus the success of course.

It sure stings getting called not a success by a public school teacher with a porn addiction. Really feeling the burn.

 

[Stifle Tower]

Not surprised at all. The farm was his stress relief; it was his place to "get away" from the Jazz, but in that same sense, to work through problems and to contemplate his future each off-season. Working on the tractors is probably a painful exercise; every visit to the farm would bring back memories and remind him of his life with the Jazz. I would not be surprised to hear in the near future that he has sold the farm. I just hope I don't read he has "bought the farm."

 

[//r00t 4 Jazz]

It sure stings getting called not a success by a public school teacher with a porn addiction. Really feeling the burn.

Ouch man.

But on a related but not really related note KEK is also feeling the burn but from a lack of lotion and possible STD reasons.

 

[TroutBum]

It sure stings getting called not a success by a public school teacher with a porn addiction. Really feeling the burn.

I believe this would qualify for a, "Boom Bitches".

You're such an ***.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

It sure stings getting called not a success by a public school teacher with a porn addiction. Really feeling the burn.

I'm sorry. Which of those was supposed to be the zinger?

 

[green]

Does that make you the Phil Jackson of this site? Minus the success of course.

Nice. Still laughing.