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KOC, Let's Make A Deal

I think the Jazz should trade for Andrew W.K. and Antoine Carr. PROVE ME WRONG.

Andrew W.K. doesn't exist, bro. It's an act, like Tony Clifton -- but without the irony. So I guess more like Hopper. The Big Dog would be awesome though. Can we hire him as a coach or something? What's he doing now?
 
The arena lights shining off Fesenko, JJ, Kirilenko, Hayward, Okur, and Sloan would be enough to make 15/20 vision eyes loose their eye sight.

The strong arena beer makes my eyesight loosen enough. Pretty much every girl starts to look pretty after no later than the 2nd quarter. Does the lack of spectrum in the reflection do something to relax the optical nerves? Just curious 'cause I don't want my loose eyeballs to fall out while I'm drinking. Do you advise only looking at caramel girls?
 
Supposedly, the Magic actually are looking for a b/u Center, and with Memo returning and our short list at SG, we could/should be listening. I doubt the Magic want Okur's contract, but Elson might be a good fit for them.
I like SG Quentin Richardson off the Magic roster, as he's both a good defender and rebounder. He actually scores only 1 PPG less than Reddick, who's more limited as a defender or rebounder at only 6'4", and not that athletic. ESPN trade machine says Elson + Price for Richardson would be doable. If I'm KoC, and Okur starts to return to form, I'd be tempted...
 
Richardson has been an absolutely terrible defender for the Magic this year. Ask any Magic fan and they'll tell you that Redick is a far better team defensive player. I'd much rather have Redick than Q-Rich, just imagine him coming off the curl.....it'd be beautiful.
 
LOL;really that bad, eh... I've noted Reddick has greatly improved his D; very smart player and would be a great fit for the Jazz. Richardson I've yet to see play this year; at one time he was a good defender, and still rebounds well.
Okur for Reddick + Orton + Duhon would work. The Magic might use Okur as a b/u PF too. I'm sure we'd ship Orton to the D-league, leaving us with 14 players. Actually a good trade for both teams...
PG Williams, Watson, Duhon
SG Bell, Reddick, Price
SF Kirilenko, Miles, Hayward
PF Millsap, Elson, Kirilenko
C Jefferson, Elson, Fesenko
 
JJ on our team would make the Jazz so White, we would win because we would blind our opponents with our whitness. They wouldnt be able to see anything. The arena lights shining off Fesenko, JJ, Kirilenko, Hayward, Okur, and Sloan would be enough to make 15/20 vision eyes loose their eye sight. Not to mention all the Pasty White fans we have packed inside of the E/S arena.

This is really witty. Well done.
 
The Rockets aren't turning in any of their young chips for old farts unless it debateably makes them contenders. No way they do that, and I think both teams would rather keep their respective 'PG's in that one, anyway.

In related news, the Rockets look good. I know some people loathe Hollinger and his methods for some reason, but the Rockets are right behind the Jazz in his power rankings and for good reason. They've had a tough schedule and held their own in their losses and have just been beating the crap out of bad and middling teams recently. Kevin Martin has been retardedly amazing, scoring 30 points on 14 shots last night.
 
The Rockets have done very well at finding guys who fit their system the last few years. Among the top F.O.'s in the NBA, IMO.
I liked Lee in his rookie year with the Magic, but they sent him to NJ in the Vince Carter fiasco. I doubt the Jazz are willing to part with Elson anyway, as Fes doesn't see much PT, so ain't impressing our coach much...
 
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