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That's really cool. I love courtroom dramas so I would have loved to sit in on some of those court cases especially if it involves a murder or something controversial.

What if you testify against the murder and he kills you later when he is found innocent due to a courtroom procedural error.
 
That's really cool. I love courtroom dramas so I would have loved to sit in on some of those court cases especially if it involves a murder or something controversial.

Oh mine are nothing that interesting. It is all about technicalities and paperwork. And I literally just sit there in the audience.
 
Ah ok... do you get paid doing that, if you don't mind me asking?

Probably a fraction of his normal minimum wage. If I ever git jury duty I will tell them the truth in the selection process. I am a narcissist an I will vote whichever way is humourous to me. Maybe this means ticking off my co jurors, maybe the judge, or maybe I would simply flip a coin cause they bored me.
 
Probably a fraction of his normal minimum wage. If I ever git jury duty I will tell them the truth in the selection process. I am a narcissist an I will vote whichever way is humourous to me. Maybe this means ticking off my co jurors, maybe the judge, or maybe I would simply flip a coin cause they bored me.

I wasn't on Jury duty. Was paid normally.
 
Got way to high an walking from my campground trailer park home over to my buddies house somehow my buddy and me fell into this nasty *** swamp. I think maybe it was a sink hole I will have to look today. We both went completely under. When we got home we undressed at the front door. When we came inside this guy is like why are you two naked and what's that blue **** all over you. Needless to say, we hit the showers asap. It's not a sewage drain but that water stank like **** and left blue residue all over us. I think we fell into a **** leak. I might become a teenage mutant ninja turtle.
 
Got way to high an walking from my campground trailer park home over to my buddies house somehow my buddy and me fell into this nasty *** swamp. I think maybe it was a sink hole I will have to look today. We both went completely under. When we got home we undressed at the front door. When we came inside this guy is like why are you two naked and what's that blue **** all over you. Needless to say, we hit the showers asap. It's not a sewage drain but that water stank like **** and left blue residue all over us. I think we fell into a **** leak. I might become a teenage mutant ninja turtle.
Good luck.
 
Got way to high an walking from my campground trailer park home over to my buddies house somehow my buddy and me fell into this nasty *** swamp. I think maybe it was a sink hole I will have to look today. We both went completely under. When we got home we undressed at the front door. When we came inside this guy is like why are you two naked and what's that blue **** all over you. Needless to say, we hit the showers asap. It's not a sewage drain but that water stank like **** and left blue residue all over us. I think we fell into a **** leak. I might become a teenage mutant ninja turtle.

Which one would you want to be? I like Donatello personally.
 
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