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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

If it was anywhere else, it would be a teethbrush.

I'm here all week folks.

Will post more later when not on my phone.
 
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green said:
How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

If it was anywhere else, it would be a teethbrush.

I'm here all week folks.

Will post more later when not on my phone.
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Rehash


Didn't you (or somebody) post this same joke two or three years ago?
 
Yesterday was a blur. Was pissed because I lost my phone there and so I bolted around 6:00 or so. Still had six pitchers on my bill and good times though. A ****ing blur doe. I called this morning and they had my phone thank God.

The middle school in town that I left (I've been at the HS for about two years now) had a new principal this year. I'd never met her. Around 4:00 or so, she came into the bar (there was probably about 75 of us from the district there) and I yelled, "Take it off!" All my buddies said she heard. Two of the VP's in her building came up to me, basically high-fiving me saying it was hilarious and that I was their idol. Yeah, basically, I drink and am silly and stupid as ****. Another ex-(female) coworker and I were talking and she was like, "How are you getting home?" My answer? "My ****."


Rhymes with rock fwiw.
 
Cunning Linguist said:
Yesterday was a blur. Was pissed because I lost my phone there and so I bolted around 6:00 or so. Still had six pitchers on my bill and good times though. A ****ing blur doe. I called this morning and they had my phone thank God.

The middle school in town that I left (I've been at the HS for about two years now) had a new principal this year. I'd never met her. Around 4:00 or so, she came into the bar (there was probably about 75 of us from the district there) and I yelled, "Take it off!" All my buddies said she heard. Two of the VP's in her building came up to me, basically high-fiving me saying it was hilarious and that I was their idol. Yeah, basically, I drink and am silly and stupid as ****. Another ex-(female) coworker and I were talking and she was like, "How areyou getting home?" My answer? "My ****."


Rhymes with rock fwiw.
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You and I would get along famously.
 
#bern said:
For real? Let me know about the camper. Seriously.
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It's a pain in the *** cross country. The wind in Kansas... Jayhawks blow.

If I keep it it's only because my 4x4 guys can upgrade it to off-road. **** pavement.
 
Cunning Linguist said:
Yesterday was a blur. Was pissed because I lost my phone there and so I bolted around 6:00 or so. Still had six pitchers on my bill and good times though. A ****ing blur doe. I called this morning and they had my phone thank God.

The middle school in town that I left (I've been at the HS for about two years now) had a new principal this year. I'd never met her. Around 4:00 or so, she came into the bar (there was probably about 75 of us from the district there) and I yelled, "Take it off!" All my buddies said she heard. Two of the VP's in her building came up to me, basically high-fiving me saying it was hilarious and that I was their idol. Yeah, basically, I drink and am silly and stupid as ****. Another ex-(female) coworker and I were talking and she was like, "How are you getting home?" My answer? "My ****."


Rhymes with rock fwiw.
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Fantastic resume!
 
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