I would makes one, but if I done that, it would hafta haves Sloan in it. Dat means it would hafta be chock-fulla all kinda filthy language, and stuff. Dat means I would gitz me another infraction when I posted it, I spect. Dat means I would be banned, right quick, so....
I'll just wait and make one when I only gots one mo infraction to gits, I guess. Here's a little preview tho: They aint gunna be but two pervs in it--Sloan, and Meech.