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New theory on mass extinction in Permian period.

God thought evolution here had gotten a little too far ahead of other planets so he stopped it for a while. ;)
 
franklin said:
God thought evolution here had gotten a little too far ahead of other planets so he stopped it for a while. ;)
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So God is basically a crazy scientist and we are just lab animals in one of his numerous labs all over Universe?
 
AKMVP said:
So God is basically a crazy scientist and we are just lab animals in one of his numerous labs all over Universe?
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Sometimes when the ship has changed course due to the tides, you need to change direction again.

Sometimes when you are forming a pottery dish, and it starts getting warped, you need to mash it up a bit and then continue.

Sometimes when your tree is growing unruly and the fruit is no longer edible, you need to prune it back and help it along.

Sometimes when your team is not getting to the finals you need to cut loose some players and grow some new ones.

Sometimes when your fields stop producing you need to burn it all down and start again next year.

Sometimes when your planet experiment is going a little off track you need to drop an asteroid or erupt a volcano to get a fresh start.

Sometimes when your bedpan is full, you need to empty it and start over.

--Just some random thoughts.
 
Triangle Man said:
Sometimes when the ship has changed course due to the tides, you need to change direction again.

Sometimes when you are forming a pottery dish, and it starts getting warped, you need to mash it up a bit and then continue.

Sometimes when your tree is growing unruly and the fruit is no longer edible, you need to prune it back and help it along.

Sometimes when your team is not getting to the finals you need to cut loose some players and grow some new ones.

Sometimes when your fields stop producing you need to burn it all down and start again next year.

Sometimes when your planet experiment is going a little off track you need to drop an asteroid or erupt a volcano to get a fresh start.

Sometimes when your bedpan is full, you need to empty it and start over.

--Just some random thoughts.
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But not all the time.
 
Triangle Man said:
Sometimes when your planet experiment is going a little off track you need to drop an asteroid or erupt a volcano to get a fresh start.
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that crazy scientist can't seem to make his mind... so many massive extinctions happened already and I bet we are due for more in the future.
 
AKMVP said:
that crazy scientist can't seem to make his mind... so many massive extinctions happened already and I bet we are due for more in the future.
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Which makes global warming look even more silly.
 
LogGrad98 said:
Which makes global warming look even more silly.
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What global warming? We had the most brutal winter here in years. Ice is still 3 ft on lakes and my backyard is full of snow:(. Only part I hate about Canada is 6 month of freaking winter.
 
AKMVP said:
What global warming? We had the most brutal winter here in years. Ice is still 3 ft on lakes and my backyard is full of snow:(. Only part I hate about Canada is 6 month of freaking winter.
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Global =/= North America
 
My theory is that all the animals turned gay and no offspring was made.

At this rate our species is headed in the same destruction.
 
Triangle Man said:
Sometimes when the ship has changed course due to the tides, you need to change direction again.

Sometimes when you are forming a pottery dish, and it starts getting warped, you need to mash it up a bit and then continue.

Sometimes when your tree is growing unruly and the fruit is no longer edible, you need to prune it back and help it along.

Sometimes when your team is not getting to the finals you need to cut loose some players and grow some new ones.

Sometimes when your fields stop producing you need to burn it all down and start again next year.

Sometimes when your planet experiment is going a little off track you need to drop an asteroid or erupt a volcano to get a fresh start.

Sometimes when your bedpan is full, you need to empty it and start over.

--Just some random thoughts.
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you need to call the nurse to empty it. The whole reason you have the bedpan is you can't make it to the toilet. . . .

furthermore, you missed the most obvious "random thought":

Sometimes your wife makes you move the furniture.
 
AKMVP said:
that crazy scientist can't seem to make his mind... so many massive extinctions happened already and I bet we are due for more in the future.
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God lives on another planet, probably nearby in some solar system within the Milky Way Galaxy, but he knew there'd be volcanos and asteroids and "Planet X"/s and such, so he designed a system with resilience. . . i.e. "evolution" so that when bad things happen on a distant planet, "life" will "re-boot" and go on somehow. . . .

However, that said, you've got a good theory here and it is worthy of discussion. . . .
 
One Brow said:
Naturally, since a mass extinction is probably inevitable, we should hurry it along.
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If you read the theory on methane caused extinction, they said it took over 10,000 years for the global warming to cause devastation. I think we have a few years left to figure this thing out.
 
franklin said:
If you read the theory on methane caused extinction, they said it took over 10,000 years for the global warming to cause devastation. I think we have a few years left to figure this thing out.
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So, it's OK to make it happen faster?
 
babe said:
God lives on another planet, probably nearby in some solar system within the Milky Way Galaxy, but he knew there'd be volcanos and asteroids and "Planet X"/s and such, so he designed a system with resilience. . . i.e. "evolution" so that when bad things happen on a distant planet, "life" will "re-boot" and go on somehow. . . .

However, that said, you've got a good theory here and it is worthy of discussion. . . .
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"Other marine groups barely avoided oblivion including common creatures called ammonites with tentacles and a shell."
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"As the Ammonites had traveled from the land of Nephi to Zarahemla, a group of Lamanites had followed them.
The Lamanites strike, and a horrific battle breaks out, ending with massive casualties and widespread destruction.
. . .
Two thousand valiant young Ammonites covenant to fight for the liberty of the Nephites."
 
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