New Year's Resolutions

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  1. Douchebag K

    Douchebag K Well-Known Member

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    did you tire of they baby talk OL ??
     

  2. Rubashov

    Rubashov Well-Known Member

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    Life is nothing precious to me, especially yours...
     
  3. ONE LOVE

    ONE LOVE #Baby_Talk Staff Member

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    You mean the previous one? A number of reasons... it just didn't work out.

    I'm hoping my next one is gonna be 'the one'.
     
  4. Rubashov

    Rubashov Well-Known Member

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    Don't feed the troll...
     
  5. Harambe

    Harambe Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Cram 24 months of school into 12 while maintaining a full time job.

    Totally realistic, right?
     
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  6. Douchebag K

    Douchebag K Well-Known Member

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    you say the sweetest things
     
  7. Rubashov

    Rubashov Well-Known Member

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    You're too old to have hope.
     
  8. Rubashov

    Rubashov Well-Known Member

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    That's just pillow talk baby.
     
  9. ONE LOVE

    ONE LOVE #Baby_Talk Staff Member

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    Haha...
     
  10. Bulletproof

    Bulletproof All-Jazzfanz First Team! Contributor 2018 Award Winner

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    You always want to trim the hedges before a good sword fight.
     
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  11. Wes Mantooth

    Wes Mantooth Well-Known Member

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    Happy New Year!!!
     
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  12. TroutBum

    TroutBum My Member's Premium Contributor

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    I started mine about three weeks ago — because NYR’s are super gay.

    * Stop biting my fingernails. I’m not 10 anymore, ffs, grow up. So far, so good. I can actually scratch my itches and get blackheads on my nose without the use of tweezers. It’s amazing.

    * Stop smoking. Haven’t made it a single day so far, but by the Gods, it’s happening.

    * Fish more. Seriously, I used to fish 2-4 times per week, and all was right with the world. The last (and subsequently worst) two years of my life equated to no more than 4 fishing trips, total. That’s unacceptable. I’ve been 3x over the Xmas break and it feels delicious.

    * Hang out with PKM more. It’s hard having your bestie live four hours away, but dammit, it’s only four hours. Get some hair down there and just go.

    I would say “be a better dad,” but I’m already awesome and my kids could outsmart and/or beat up yours.
     
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  13. Gilles de Rais

    Gilles de Rais Well-Known Member

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    I've got a bunch but they are just standard resolutions, NYR's are lame, you're a ****ing adult, if you want to make a change make a change, why wait for a new year? Just so you can give up with 90% of the other NYR'ers in a few weeks?

    I haven't had a drink since 2017, gonna continue that. Got a bunch more but most fit in the category of 'humble-brag' so i'll keep em to myself.

    -Play more basketball/keep my handle tight and vertical in dunking territory.
     
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  14. LogGrad98

    LogGrad98 Well-Known Member Contributor

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    It's doable. I went double time one year, took double credits each semester, went over the summer, and did what they called a "pre-term semester" where they cram a single class into a 5-week window. And worked full-time to boot. Finished 2 degrees within a 5-year time-frame. It'll damn near kill you, but it's doable.
     
  15. bigb

    bigb Free at last!!! Contributor

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    My goals are unique:
    Eat worse, exercise less, and gain weight.
     
  16. Wes Mantooth

    Wes Mantooth Well-Known Member

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    biggerb
     
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  17. ONE LOVE

    ONE LOVE #Baby_Talk Staff Member

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    Thanks.. you too. Will you be nicer to me this year?!?! Is it too much to ask?!?!
     
  18. Wes Mantooth

    Wes Mantooth Well-Known Member

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    I’ll genuinely try.
     
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  19. Rubashov

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    Wes you've started the year by lying, hopefully to Onelove and not yourself.
     
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  20. Rubashov

    Rubashov Well-Known Member

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    baby talking creme puff.
     
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