Nut

[Saint Cy of JFC]

From when I floss. I get in there.

youre suppose to floss your teeth too, not the mirror

 

[Keefe]

youre suppose to floss your teeth too, not the mirror

Listen, you saw my pic, right? That smile? That’s 44 years of excellence. If your smile is better, I’ll listen but until I see a pic, I’m not listening. I have the genes of a Greek god and floss like Johnny Sins combing through Riley Reid’s landing strip. Major high level **** there.

 

[fishonjazz]

Not my proudest fap, but somehow managed.

Lol

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[fishonjazz]

Looking good Wes

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[infection]

Listen, you saw my pic, right? That smile? That’s 44 years of excellence. If your smile is better, I’ll listen but until I see a pic, I’m not listening. I have the genes of a Greek god and floss like Johnny Sins combing through Riley Reid’s landing strip. Major high level **** there.

PGAB?

 

[Keefe]

Looking good Wes

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Feeling good, Louis!

 

[Douchebag K]

First...Kinkkkk...”guys watch out for the sodium!!!!!”

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Then me....

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That’s 44 years old in a week. Eat your heart out, Brad Pitt.

hairpiece ?? Otherwise that's an impressive thing going on there dude

You should join a modelling agency and corner the charming middle aged dude market

 

[Keefe]

hairpiece ?? Otherwise that's an impressive thing going on there dude

You should join a modelling agency and corner the charming middle aged dude market

Hairpiece? Haha. No sir. And thank you. Just imagine if I lifted hard for five months.

 

[Douchebag K]

Hairpiece? Haha. No sir. And thank you. Just imagine if I lifted hard for five months.

Fine head of hair brother

 

[UB]

I have an 8-week old baby. My favorite lady lumps are now occupied full time by my daughter as her breastaraunt.

I'm averaging one, maybe two nuts a month. But that's a big nut, I tell you!

(Actual pic of a proud UB holding his prized, most recent nut)

 

[str8line]

Deeez Nuuuts

"I wanna ask you one question: if I had some nuts, hanging on the wall, what did I have honey?"
I said, "Darling you'd have some walnuts"
She said, "Well, daddy if I had some nuts on my chest, would those be chestnuts?"
I said, "Hell yeah"
She said, "Well daddy if I had nuts under my chin would those be chin-nuts?"
I said, "Hell no bitch you'd have a dick in your mouth!"

 

[Archie Moses]

 

[str8line]

 

[Keefe]

Salt and pepper pistachios from Costco are my greatest weakness.

That and ****.

 

[SCS]

Often. Very often. I'm weak.

 

[Rubashov]

I have an 8-week old baby. My favorite lady lumps are now occupied full time by my daughter as her breastaraunt.

I'm averaging one, maybe two nuts a month. But that's a big nut, I tell you!

(Actual pic of a proud UB holding his prized, most recent nut)

Is that Wes's prostate?

 

[UB]

Is that Wes's prostate?

That would explain the smug look on my face

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

toothpaste goes on your teeth bruh

And nut butter doesn’t?

 

[NAOS]

I have an 8-week old baby. My favorite lady lumps are now occupied full time by my daughter as her breastaraunt.

I'm averaging one, maybe two nuts a month. But that's a big nut, I tell you!

(Actual pic of a proud UB holding his prized, most recent nut)

That’s a double coconut! Biggest ****ing nut in the world!

 

[UB]

That’s a double coconut! Biggest ****ing nut in the world!

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