If the rubber chicken fits wear it.
Srsly when I was a kid my Dad took me to a game. My first time in the lower bowl. Doc ruined it. Decent seats in the upper bowl are better than sitting behind him.
Well this is all well and good but where is this rubber chicken? And can i get it deep fried with some chips? Probably going to want a gallon of coke to go with it. (I cant believe you sell coke by the gallon over there, jesus.)