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MVP said:
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WTF what happened here? Bus driver fell asleep? texting? seizure? heart attack?
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All of the above? He was texting his wife about falling asleep when she told him that she was cheating on him so he smacked his head against the steering wheel causing a seizure and then had a heart attack when she told him she sold the house already and took all the money and moved to Mexico with her lover.
 
LogGrad98 said:
All of the above? He was texting his wife about falling asleep when she told him that she was cheating on him so he smacked his head against the steering wheel causing a seizure and then had a heart attack when she told him she sold the house already and took all the money and moved to Mexico with her lover.
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True story:
A former neighbor of mine and his wife both served missions in Brazil. They married and had three kids, then adopted two more from Brazil. Fast forward several years and one day out of the blue he calls her and says “I don’t love you anymore. I’ve fallen in love with a Brazilian woman I met on the internet. I’m moving to Brazil to be with her. I’m at the airport. I’ve emptied the bank account, you get everything else. Bye.”
 
bigb said:
True story:
A former neighbor of mine and his wife both served missions in Brazil. They married and had three kids, then adopted two more from Brazil. Fast forward several years and one day out of the blue he calls her and says “I don’t love you anymore. I’ve fallen in love with a Brazilian woman I met on the internet. I’m moving to Brazil to be with her. I’m at the airport. I’ve emptied the bank account, you get everything else. Bye.”
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do you have a .gif of this... or...?
 
bigb said:
True story:
A former neighbor of mine and his wife both served missions in Brazil. They married and had three kids, then adopted two more from Brazil. Fast forward several years and one day out of the blue he calls her and says “I don’t love you anymore. I’ve fallen in love with a Brazilian woman I met on the internet. I’m moving to Brazil to be with her. I’m at the airport. I’ve emptied the bank account, you get everything else. Bye.”
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Wow, brutal.
 
bigb said:
True story:
A former neighbor of mine and his wife both served missions in Brazil. They married and had three kids, then adopted two more from Brazil. Fast forward several years and one day out of the blue he calls her and says “I don’t love you anymore. I’ve fallen in love with a Brazilian woman I met on the internet. I’m moving to Brazil to be with her. I’m at the airport. I’ve emptied the bank account, you get everything else. Bye.”
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Would be hilarious if he was "catfished" by the brazilian "woman"
 
This is best thread of all time imo. Sad that it died
RIP

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