People who get freaked out by a mouse in the house. So much comedic value there.
Today my 3 year old, who I call ISIS, saw my wife and two older boys screaming bloody murder over a mouse two days ago. Little dude stands back, observing, and decides to ISIS use it.
Dead mouse in a trap this morning and I get 5 texts in about 2 seconds "dad" "dad" "dad" "dad" "help meeeeeeee".
Me: What
Son: Look at the picture there's a dead mouse [in a trap]. Help me get rid of it.
Me: Scoop the trap up with two pieces of cardboard from the garage and throw it out. Have your brother help you with the doors and the lid.
And then this comes across:
Son: OK, mom's going to do it because *my 3 year old ISIS* says he's going to eat it (picture him saying this with an angry face and his demonic sounding voice tone).
Then they are still freaked out and the next text I get is that after my son reading the text aloud, ISIS says "okay, I'll do it".
What 3 year old does stuff like this just to screw with people?