They should make him wear a female bear costume and be Mrs Bear. Embarrass the heck out of him until he leaves on his own and doesn't ask for money. Make him go to every single Jr. Jazz event. Never play him a single minute, or dress him. Get him out there selling jerseys and/or popcorn, get him taking tickets at the door, get him a towel he can wave as he "cheers".
Whatever happens, do not allow him on the floor for any reason... well, maybe he can have a mop and clean up sweat on the floor.
Whatever happens, do not allow him on the floor for any reason... well, maybe he can have a mop and clean up sweat on the floor.