Dribble? Nope.
Make 3's? Yep.
So now would someone answer my question with a simple yes or no?
Is round poop flat?
Yes, once you've stepped in it, that is.
Happens all the time, right?
It's flat and round simultaneously...... like your mom.Dribble? Nope.
Make 3's? Yep.
So now would someone answer my question with a simple yes or no?
It's flat and round simultaneously...... like your mom.![]()
Made me cringeThat's just cringe-worthy.
I for one, keep my feet out of the toilet.
To each their own.
well if all the **** in the world really were confined to the toilet, we could just flush it away and be done with it
unfortunately, that's not the way it is
oh snap
Are you a moron{a}, or are you high tonight?{b} Fair choice, answer either a or b. No wiggling, giggling OK but no wiggling.
OK folks, anybody here a math student? Mathematically, the entire universe can be considered on a spherical equation, which generally works out a lot simpler than Cartesian coordinates in x, y and z dimensions. In spherical coordinates you only have a scalar value and an angle in two dimensions.
"flat" would be described as zero curvature, or no angular function in one dimension. "Point" would be described as infinite curvature....the bigger the curvature the smaller the "ball" or "Point", or zero scalar value making the angle moot.
The point remains that in a certain order of observations, mathematically, some observers would see "flat", just like you would see a TV screen logically while not invoking particularly imaginative brain functions.
And who knows what we look like in a black hole or whatever other construct of things we might be in. The definition "round" "flat" or "point" are not values the Cosmos understands, it's just us and the math we've contrived to give us some practical tools for interpreting everything on our own terms.
We imagine the Universe. Our terms are our own, our ideas are our own, our language is our own. We are proud to boast comprehension, but we are fools to believe our dreams, or love our dreams. But without our dreams, what would we be? Does the Cosmos love it's dreams, or it's creations? No, that would be God, the greatest of our dreams.
Why did God create poop?
sop people have 1 more fetish to practice
Maybe we are God's poop.
My British friends were telling me this joke - when God created Earth after 6 days he got tired and needed to poop. And where he pooped it became country named Ireland.
The shirt, folks, says FLAT WORLD CHAMPIONS on it.
“It’s true. The Earth is flat. The Earth is flat. Yes, it is. Listen, there are three ways to manipulate the mind — what you read, what you see and what you hear. In school, first thing they teach us is, ‘Oh, Columbus discovered America,’ but when he got there, there were some fair-skinned people with the long hair smoking on the peace pipes. So, what does that tell you? Columbus didn’t discover America. So, listen, I drive from coast to coast, and this s*** is flat to me. I’m just saying. I drive from Florida to California all the time, and it’s flat to me. I do not go up and down at a 360-degree angle, and all that stuff about gravity, have you looked outside Atlanta lately and seen all these buildings? You mean to tell me that China is under us? China is under us? It’s not. The world is flat.”