Signs for Celtics game

[Handlogten's Heros]

Could do a pic of Hayward then the upgrade button and a pic of Joe.

 

[MVP]

Replace Horse with Hayward and anime character with a turd with Celtics logo.

 

[LoPo]

Trade Deadline 2019:
"Brad Stevens will turn on Hayward faster than Hayward's ankle."

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[Handlogten's Heros]

Something along these lines might be good...

Is daddy happy with standing in the corner while Kyrie and Tatum shoot all night?
Is daddy happy that Marcus Morris is playing better than he is?
Is daddy happy sitting out crunch time?
Hey Gordon... they didn't retire Ray Allen's number... you think they will retire yours?

Or a picture with Gordon Hayward's face really frustrated or sullen and the phrase... "when you reunite with your college coach... and become the 5th option on offense" or "when you turn down an extra $50M... to become Marcus Morris' backup"

 

[yamers]

the jazz should be happy hes gone..

he's waaaaaaay under performing his 31mil a year contract. Celtics fans are already rdy to boo him out the building and wish they could move the contract.

 

[Alfalfa]

We should also cheer every time Morris touches the ball.

 

[Piso]

Photo with Hayward's broken leg (nasty) : 4yr/$128M
Photo with Mitchell's Lakers dunk : 4yr/$14M
Who wins?

 

[LoPo]

Or keep it simple:

"Hayward wants to be Donovan Mitchell when he grows up."

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[Jazzta]

Something with a wet willie comes to mind.. that way people will look it up and witness the shame.

 

[Alfalfa]

Something with a wet willie comes to mind..

Another good one.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Or keep it simple:

"Hayward wants to be Donovan Mitchell when he grows up."

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Or a pic of DM and "I don't miss Hayward".

 

[Alfalfa]

We just shouldn't make fun of the injury. The goal is to come off as assholes, not sadists.