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Since teams appear to be giving Kobe gifts, what will the Jazz give?

I'm guessing having the girl from Eagle Colorado give him a rape kit is way out of line, or sitting behind him heckling him, or across the LA bench or behind the basket with NO!" stuck to her butt and she bends over when he shoots? Yeah I'm guessing all that is way out of line.

Obviously joking as that is a serious issue and basketball is just game.
 
Jazz can make some calls to AK and arrange to have Masha convince/guide Kobe's wife on how to do the whole "free pass" thing...
 
Show a bunch of his highlights against us over the years on the jumbotron with a special song playing in the background... "You're simply the best!
Better than all the rest!"
 
**** Kobe. I remember him saying the same thing to the Jazz crowd. Give him nothing.
 
FREE 1 hour practice session with Ty Corbin. Tuning up Kobes veteran skills so he can finish his career with a sprinkle of Ty splashin your eye with bing bong bing nothing but string jumpers.not
 
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