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364 days a year all I hear is bitching from the wife about how much I work. I decide to take the state holiday off, I get bitched at by the wife. **** you bitch.

I'm now at work.

Damn dude. Good luck with the divorce when she reads that.
 
I don't have bushes, hedges, or trees in my yard. I had to buy hedge trimmers yesterday because my neighbor pays zero attention to his yard and his bushes were getting so bad I couldn't walk up the side of my house.
 
I don't have bushes, hedges, or trees in my yard. I had to buy hedge trimmers yesterday because my neighbor pays zero attention to his yard and his bushes were getting so bad I couldn't walk up the side of my house.

petrol and matches are cheaper
 
Roundup dumbass. Than go spread some milorganite on there lawn. It's basically human feces that all the sod farms use. He'll be mowin down you f you fertilization spelling all summer long.

Hedge burning is one of my many fetishes
 
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