I would squat over that ****.
Come on bro. We've met. A guy my size doesn't squat.
I would squat over that ****.
You obviously haven't met my nephew. Funniest kid alive.Three year olds. All of them.
You obviously haven't met my nephew. Funniest kid alive.
Oh they're funny. When they aren't making me want to eat a bullet.
I've often said that "terrible two's" turns into "what the **** is the matter with you three's".
Lol.This. And my daughter is still a couple weeks from 3.
I took all of her toys downstairs (hundreds of them) away from her yesterday. Why? 'Cause **** her.
And there are a bunch of flies and they all try and escape when you start ****ting. Inevitable a couple get stuck in your dirty ***. Okay that ones usually just makes me laugh when I have to wipe them off.That is not the worst. The worst is when it happens in a porta potty. That is scheduled to be cleaned the next day, meaning it's been a week since the last cleaning. On a job with 12 Mexicans. In 100+ degree heat. That's the worst.
Summer fires.
I haven't seen a clear sky in weeks. It's ruining my usual sunny disposition. Can't even see the freaking mountains.
Maybe if we didn't leave all of the dead wood in the forests we wouldn't have this problem.