Stupid Pet Peeves

[Rubashov]

Trying to kill things with blunt knives, might as well have used a damn hammer.

 

[One Brow]

Trying to kill things with blunt knives, might as well have used a damn hammer.

Are you saying you're not the sharpest knife in the drawer?

 

[idestroyedthetoilet]

"egg-seddra" and "ex-zetra" instead of "et cetera". Heard that from a corporate trainer recently. Ugh. Hate that so much.

I recently did some business with a guy who kept saying "under the tutoredge". I was chuckling about it later and my wife was slightly adamant that he was saying it correct.

 

[LogGrad98]

Trying to kill things with blunt knives, might as well have used a damn hammer.

Hammers are more fun anyway. Try it.

 

[Miggs]

Hammers are more fun anyway. Try it.

Tell my wife that. She seems to hate my hammer.

 

[RandyForRubio]

Tell my wife that. She seems to hate my hammer.

Are you done crying after now?

 

[LogGrad98]

Tell my wife that. She seems to hate my hammer.

I figured out why...

 

[Miggs]

Are you done crying after now?

EAD!

 

[LogGrad98]

Filling out an application for a permit as a distributor of OTC drugs in Mississippi. On the application, provided by the board of pharmacy:

"...accounts with whom you are conducting business with in the state..."

Smh

 

[colton]

Filling out an application for a permit as a distributor of OTC drugs in Mississippi. On the application, provided by the board of pharmacy:

"...accounts with whom you are conducting business with in the state..."

Smh

At the double "with", or because you have to provide the info?

 

[colton]

Assuming it's the double with, along those same lines I got a flyer yesterday at a conference, wanting attenders to post selfies to Twitter for a chance at a free iPad. The instructions said, "The best photo will be chosen randomly..." Hmm.

 

[LogGrad98]

At the double "with", or because you have to provide the info?

The double with. The app is pretty standard. But this is a professional organization, that double with just kills me.