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Joe Bagadonuts said:
I helped my daughter submit on-line application to give a University Graduation commencement address which she qualified for because of GPA and other honors. We took great care in creating the best speech we could. She finally submitted it and immediately got an auto response that said, "Thank you for your commencement address application. You should here back soon."
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ha ha, maybe that response came from my husband - he has a notorious (to me at least) talent for stuff like this - I was chuckling as I read your post and he asked me what I was laughing at so I showed him. He read it thru and looked at me and said "So, what's so funny about this?" After he read it two more times, he figured it out.

and to Wes's comment about attenders vs. attendees - another confusion, I have a colleague who is always writing "attendance" when she means "attendants"
 
Rubashov said:
I've got a purple lump nearly the size of a baseball just above my hip, hurts like hell. Tripped and fell on an end table, it won pretty convincingly.
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It's probably a ******** (male gonad) . Nothing to worry about.


Edit: now that I think about it I guess it could just as likely be a female gonad. Good luck with that.
 
LogGrad98 said:
It's probably a ******** (male gonad) . Nothing to worry about.


Edit: now that I think about it I guess it could just as likely be a female gonad. Good luck with that.
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I'm actually surprised I didn't break something, its painful enough anyway.
 
LogGrad98 said:
Well I hope you didn't bro. Next time get someone to carry you to your uber
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Tripped in the damn hotel room, went down like a sack of *****.

In other irritating pet peeves, cab drivers who first try to take you the long way, then once you tell them not to drive 15 to 20ks under the speed limit. Thieving useless bastards
 
Why do people write "F" like "7" with a line through it. I know it can be cultural or archaic but any more it's just confusing especially for people they haven't seen it before.
 
LogGrad98 said:
Why do people write "F" like "7" with a line through it. I know it can be cultural or archaic but any more it's just confusing especially for people they haven't seen it before.
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Sitting in hospital waiting for surgery in the morning, probably gonna miss the damn jazz game tomorrow.
 
Rubashov said:
Sitting in hospital waiting for surgery in the morning, probably gonna miss the damn jazz game tomorrow.
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Bro dont listen to your boyfriend. Im sure your penis is fine the was it is. I bet some guys like a smaller penis. You should cancel the surgery, it isnt worth the risk.


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Sorry if it was in bad taste to make a joke that is insensitive to gays. I thought about that before ultimately deciding to post it cause i thought maybe rubashov is going in for something serious and could use a laugh. They say laughter is the best medicine.

Hey at least i considered not posting it. Baby steps.


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