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Stupid Pet Peeves

I know, right? THe goal of driving up an onramp is to be moving at freeway speeds BEFORE you merge onto the freeway. Let's get it done people.

The opposite happens too during rush hour. 75 mph while traffic is going 30. Bottlenecks every effin onramp. Thankfully we've finally fixed that issue.
 
Pretty sure what Red is talking about is having a slow *** or a line of them in front of you and the dick behind you thinking he can merge early and cut you off from merging. It's as jackass a move as being from Idaho and getting a driver's license.

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You must have just got done driving around in Idaho.

Or Ogden. They come out of their prepper villages and invade Ogden in search of labor jobs. We need a containment loop return route to divert the dumb ******** from leaking down anywhere south of Ogden. If this keeps up Arizona and Texas will quit fighting the Mexican immigration battle and we'll have a new Civil War on our hands. We can't have this. Deport Idahoans, build a border fence.
 
Slow drivers in the fast lane. Right lane passers. People who don't stop and the ****ing stop sign. People who whip around you to enter the freeway(solid whit means keep your damn lane!)

Guilty of #'s 2, 3, 4.

Can openers. I know they weren't designed for the Incredible Hulk, so I should probably stop using them, but I've tried the gamut - expensive ones, cheap ones, electric ones, old school ones. They all break....seemingly weekly I'm at store buying a new one.
 
Guilty of #'s 2, 3, 4.

Can openers. I know they weren't designed for the Incredible Hulk, so I should probably stop using them, but I've tried the gamut - expensive ones, cheap ones, electric ones, old school ones. They all break....seemingly weekly I'm at store buying a new one.

Swiss Army Knife. Open can. Never breaks.
 
Lane changing assholes and people who follow right on my tail while they act like I'm slowing them down from getting home. Go **** yourself dickhead.
 
EJ Wells' ability to play on his phone nonstop, watch the Jazz game, and pay 100% attention to the conversation all at the same time. ****in aliens.
 
Guilty of #'s 2, 3, 4.

Can openers. I know they weren't designed for the Incredible Hulk, so I should probably stop using them, but I've tried the gamut - expensive ones, cheap ones, electric ones, old school ones. They all break....seemingly weekly I'm at store buying a new one.

Douche...
 
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