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What kind of man has a problem with cats? Srs. This is something that 13-year old boys say when they're trying to sound tough.

A man who's wife and daughter love cats. They are loud, they are obnoxious, they are gross, they are mean. I can't think of a good thing a cat does outside of mousing. Seriously F cats.

I'm man enough to admit I've got cats. And I hate them.
 
People who pronounce the word "heighth" instead of "height". And yes, this is roughly 20-30% of all Utahns.
 
Gameface's tip thread made me remember another peeve of mine: when people beg for tips. My wife and I went to a dinner muder mystery on our anniversary. When it was over they flat out said "there is an envelope on your table. Please tip us." As if the $100 I spent for a mediocre dinner and okay play wasn't enough.
 
Gameface's tip thread made me remember another peeve of mine: when people beg for tips. My wife and I went to a dinner muder mystery on our anniversary. When it was over they flat out said "there is an envelope on your table. Please tip us." As if the $100 I spent for a mediocre dinner and okay play wasn't enough.

Then my guess would be that $100 is going to the owners and the actors are getting jack dick.
 
A man who's wife and daughter love cats. They are loud, they are obnoxious, they are gross, they are mean. I can't think of a good thing a cat does outside of mousing. Seriously F cats.

I'm man enough to admit I've got cats. And I hate them.
I have two cats (well, my wife does anyway) and I like them but would never choose to have cats if it were up to me.
They are ok but they is nothing great about them
 
I have two cats (well, my wife does anyway) and I like them but would never choose to have cats if it were up to me.
They are ok but they is nothing great about them

I started putting their food outside so I didnt have to see their stupid faces. This backfired though, as now every cat in a 5 mile radius just lounges around my yard waiting to be fed. Their like ants. A little food left out and you're infested. We do have aPersian that I love, but its a pain in the *** maintaining such a beautiful creature.
 
People who write "their" instead of "they're". Or vice versa.

Or "your" instead of "you're". Or vice versa.
 
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