Stupid Pet Peeves

[Gameface]

Sometimes headlines are confusing.

"Student Slain While Attacking Gunman Gets Hero's Sendoff"

I read that at first as the student was slain and the gunman got a hero's sendoff.

 

[One Brow]

Sometimes headlines are confusing.

"Student Slain While Attacking Gunman Gets Hero's Sendoff"

I read that at first as the student was slain and the gunman got a hero's sendoff.

That would be appropriate.

"Ah. Say no more. I, too, have had students."

 

[One Brow]

Students who, when you offer them extra time to take a test, try to double it.

 

[Miggs]

When people say "Of course" in response to me saying "thank you," instead of "you're welcome." Seems to be more and more common, in Utah at least.

Why does that bother you?

 

[Rubashov]

Why does that bother you?

Why do you care if that bothers her?

 

[FalseFlagg K]

when someone serving you is giving you change and they just put it on the counter instead of in your hand that is open waiting to receive it ..... ffs that does my head in

 

[Rubashov]

when someone serving you is giving you change and they just put it on the counter instead of in your hand that is open waiting to receive it ..... ffs that does my head in

Why would anyone want to touch your slimy rapists paws? No job is worth that.

 

[colton]

Why does that bother you?

Not sure.

 

[FalseFlagg K]

Why would anyone want to touch your slimy rapists paws? No job is worth that.

your sister consented thnx

 

[Rubashov]

your sister consented thnx

She was born my brother...

 

[FalseFlagg K]

She was born my brother...

beggars can't be choosers, i don't discriminate

 

[Rubashov]

beggars can't be choosers, i don't discriminate

Well guys know what guys like...