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Wes, I mean this seriously. With that, and as much as you poop, something is wrong.

Go get checked out. Hopefully it's just a diet thing, but that's not healthy or normal. You have young kids...go get checked out for them.

People are different. Pooping a lot is fine. Totally. Look it up. And I’ve been to a urologist twice. Had a finger up my *** twice. Separately from the urologist of course. I jest, I jest. I’m not @Alfalfa 2.0

Anyway, I’ve always peed a lot. I can remember in 3rd grade seeing my medical file and it said, “Frequent urination.” It is what it is. Not a biggie.

When I went to the urologist I was fine. He recommended no or less coffee. But yeah, **** that.

And my wife will get about 1.3M if I die so it wouldn’t be all bad!!!
 
People are different. Pooping a lot is fine. Totally. Look it up. And I’ve been to a urologist twice. Had a finger up my *** twice. Separately from the urologist of course. I jest, I jest. I’m not @Alfalfa 2.0

Anyway, I’ve always peed a lot. I can remember in 3rd grade seeing my medical file and it said, “Frequent urination.” It is what it is. Not a biggie.

When I went to the urologist I was fine. He recommended no or less coffee. But yeah, **** that.

And my wife will get about 1.3M if I die so it wouldn’t be all bad!!!

Aight. As long as you've been checked out

I don't like you, but I don't want you dead.
 
...Anyway, I’ve always peed a lot. I can remember in 3rd grade seeing my medical file and it said, “Frequent urination.” It is what it is. Not a biggie....

not meant to be offensive, but as a third grader you really could read that word and knew what it meant?
 
Guilt tipping apps on iPads at any of these new "hip" food establishments. Went to a cauldron ice cream yesterday, kind of a fun place if you get a chance. New, aimed at the millennial crowd to be sure, kinda hipsterish kind of place, where, like lots of new "hip" little restaurant chains they used an iPad for paying. They swing the thing around so you can sign with your fingertip but first you have to tap past the "tip-wall", where the screen is filled with tipping amounts, all the way up to *gasp* 50%. And the dude behind the register whistles nonchalantly making it obvious he's not watching which amount you pick. So I immediately go to click "no tip" and my wife bumps me "that will look bad" she says. I say "IDGAF". So she reaches over and hits 12%, the lowest option. I hate those things.

I hope they pass a law outlawing tipping and just start paying people a real wage.
 
Guilt tipping apps on iPads at any of these new "hip" food establishments. Went to a cauldron ice cream yesterday, kind of a fun place if you get a chance. New, aimed at the millennial crowd to be sure, kinda hipsterish kind of place, where, like lots of new "hip" little restaurant chains they used an iPad for paying. They swing the thing around so you can sign with your fingertip but first you have to tap past the "tip-wall", where the screen is filled with tipping amounts, all the way up to *gasp* 50%. And the dude behind the register whistles nonchalantly making it obvious he's not watching which amount you pick. So I immediately go to click "no tip" and my wife bumps me "that will look bad" she says. I say "IDGAF". So she reaches over and hits 12%, the lowest option. I hate those things.

I hope they pass a law outlawing tipping and just start paying people a real wage.
I hate those things too. They do that at cubbys

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Guilt tipping apps on iPads at any of these new "hip" food establishments. Went to a cauldron ice cream yesterday, kind of a fun place if you get a chance. New, aimed at the millennial crowd to be sure, kinda hipsterish kind of place, where, like lots of new "hip" little restaurant chains they used an iPad for paying. They swing the thing around so you can sign with your fingertip but first you have to tap past the "tip-wall", where the screen is filled with tipping amounts, all the way up to *gasp* 50%. And the dude behind the register whistles nonchalantly making it obvious he's not watching which amount you pick. So I immediately go to click "no tip" and my wife bumps me "that will look bad" she says. I say "IDGAF". So she reaches over and hits 12%, the lowest option. I hate those things.

I hope they pass a law outlawing tipping and just start paying people a real wage.

I don’t tip at those types of joints. It’s not like they’re servers and making $2/hr.
That being said, I use a Square reader to take cc payments. There’s an option to allow tips. I have that enabled, but it’s not a separate screen. It’s just part of the signature screen. Only once ever have I received a tip on it.


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I don’t tip at those types of joints. It’s not like they’re servers and making $2/hr.
That being said, I use a Square reader to take cc payments. There’s an option to allow tips. I have that enabled, but it’s not a separate screen. It’s just part of the signature screen. Only once ever have I received a tip on it.


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I will give ya a tip.... Just the tip though.

Don't eat yellow snow

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