Stupid Pet Peeves
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Keefe
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I believe lavender is known as the best plant but I’d bet a lot money I could ensconce myself in that **** and they’d still bite me.
We are getting more bugs in the house than I can ever remember. These little black ones that I don't recall ever seeing before are everywhere. Had one on the bed last night and slept poorly as I felt crawly all night.
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They don't bite me either. Supposedly they are attracted to sweat and body odor. Maybe that's true as I don't sweat much at all.
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Keefe
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Me too. I swear that because I didn’t get my first usual treatment of Tru Green in the early spring (re-hired them four weeks ago), the mushrooms are crazy in my yard, termites suddenly appeared for the first time since we’ve lived here (ten years), and bugs are fairly crazy in my house. IDK.
When people spit their chew in the urinal. I dont even clean them and it pisses me off.
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I know I've told this story before, but this is a perfect time to tell it again.
When I was stationed on the Nimitz (CVN 68) I was temporary duty to shipboard security for 6 months. You work with Navy cops, called MAs or Masters-At-Arms. So you're like their assistants or helpers or people they get to treat like **** or whatever, although most of them were cool. Regardless, that was their place and you were assigned temporary duty to them. So there was a lot of **** work they had us TAD (Temporary Active Duty) people do. One of those things was sort the garbage.
On ship all garbage has to be sorted into metal/glass, plastic, paper and dunnage. I'm not going to get into the hell that is standing in line for an hour to have the garbage inspected and usually turned away because it isn't properly sorted. The solution I used when I was work center supervisor was to have people sort their stuff as they threw it away. Stuff that was too jacked up to easily get accepted we hid until we got to port and could just toss it into a dumpster.
Well, security department didn't do things that way. They just threw everything into the same can and let the TAD people sort it. A lot of the people in security chewed. Then they'd spit into whatever plastic bottle or aluminum can was around and then throw that away. So when it came time to sort you'd run across stuff that had to go to plastic that was full of spit, same for the cans. A lot of the time it would catch you by surprise.
Anyway, long story short, I'm not a fan of chew.
Shut up spit boy... You should see the way I torture the new blokes here... The kind of sustained abuse that you normally only find at major Hollywood studios.
i threw a bloke out of the pub once for drinking out of pints he'd strategically placed in the urinals. Almost one of the most disgusting things i've ever seen.
Too bad there isn't a heavily armed paramilitary militia made up of 300lb 40-somethings to storm local government offices to defend your liberty.
#shouldabeenanamerican
Darkwing Duck
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I'm a two Tums guy. The chalky ones suck so I get the Smoothies. They come in four flavors. I must have two of the same color. Spill the tablets out in my hand 'til I get two of the same color. Four come out. THEY'RE ALL DIFFERENT COLORS.
And then I can't get just one out of the container. NOW I HAVE TO CHOOSE A COLOR.
And then I can't get just one out of the container. NOW I HAVE TO CHOOSE A COLOR.
Keefe
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You out of lotion or something?
He's worn it down to a nub.
Keefe
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Ugh. Hate it when that happens.
Its at the point where anything to moisturise and soften the skin is heavily counter productive. Skype is only so satisfying.