Better too much than too little.
We had a meeting at my last job about how much toilet paper was being used in the women's room. The cleaning staff said it was an excessive amount. I thought that was the weirdest, but yours is worse.
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LogGrad98
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Welp Mr. Won't touch his Willy to pee went to HR and complained that I spoke to him about this issue. The only other person in there at the time was my operations manager who was really more a witness. Luckily this is not my first rodeo and I went to HR about it right after it happened, so the ball was already rolling. My HR manager is a stud, so he just asked the guy, were you doing that. The guy stammered and spluttered but ultimately admitted it, to which the HR manager says don't do it again. This could get interesting.
Very smart of you to go to HR first.
Pretty sure it's his only joke of all time.
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Darkwing Duck
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Power coming back on at 11:45 rather than 12:15.
Granted, these days, all I have is my 30 year old or so alarm clock that affects, but still... https://frinkiac.com/video/S08E14/qD8USj_-a2151TjCks8l-amQbKQ=.gif
Granted, these days, all I have is my 30 year old or so alarm clock that affects, but still... https://frinkiac.com/video/S08E14/qD8USj_-a2151TjCks8l-amQbKQ=.gif
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Thanks. I'm way ahead of this guy. To paraphrase the merovingian, I have survived Mr. Bathroom talky guy, and I will survive Mr won't touch his Willy to pee.
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This might be the stupidest one in here.
I hate it when I buy pizza for my family and they won't eat the crusts.
If it was free then I don't care but when I paid for it I feel like it's wasted money
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I hate it when I buy pizza for my family and they won't eat the crusts.
If it was free then I don't care but when I paid for it I feel like it's wasted money
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I feel like it’s wasted food. I was raised not to waste food. My grandmother was 100% German and lived through WW2. She helped instill that belief in me. Our kids wouldn’t eat certain things like that or the crust on a bread but more recently I’ve insisted they eat it all. They’re old enough now.
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My wife doesn't eat it and it bothers me. My daughter doesn't eat it either but that doesn't really bug me cause I'm always just happy to see her eat anything so when she eats the other part of the pizza I'm satisfied.
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Just order thin crust. There is very little excess crust.
Plus the whole thing is better.