The Official Bolerjack Thread

[Darkwing Duck]

I'm surprised he is so well liked maybe my expectations are too high. I do think he calls games like we are children at a monster truck show.

That's what they usually want is to cater to LCD. I used to watch on mute, but Harpring improved to the point that I can listen, and as I think Loggrad mentioned, and Bolerjack hasn't done his 3 point call gave him a two thing on 18 foot jump shots.

 

[Deleted member 95]

That's what they usually want is to cater to LCD. I used to watch on mute, but Harpring improved to the point that I can listen,

Good point.

I'm happy Harpring takes his craft seriously and has improved considerably.

 

[NAOS]

how does someone type this out, and not realize how condescending this comes across?

If you're as bad with social cues IRL as you are on here, there's a strong chance you're on the spectrum. In which case I gotta learn to be less hard on you, not call you NAOSpergers and stuff.

frreal, how does it make your heart feel that you've been making fun of me with the NAOSbergers stuff for years, and now you're actually learning I'm on the spectrum? How does this news ding your liberal credentials?

 

[Deleted member 5000]

I shed a tear

[MENTION=848]dalamon[/MENTION], I'm calling on you, to hereby make a donation, to a charity to be determined by [MENTION=249]NAOS[/MENTION]

(NAOS, you didn't have to come out the closet like that.. we already knew)

 

[LogGrad98]

Not to derail this fine thread, but I did want to say that I think Boler is probably a really nice guy that I wouldn't mind hanging out with, I just think he is a poor play by play guy that I do not enjoy listening to. Nothing personal.

Sorry if this derailed this NAOS thread or whatever, Carry on.

 

[str8line]

Leave NAOS alone!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqSTXuJeTks

 

[fgcamel]

How could anyone hate on these loveable goofs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTeTGIxT3WA

 

[silesian]

I love Bolerjack. Not as big of a Locke fan. I appreciate his approach to analytics, but he strikes me as a big smug these days. Thinks he's a know-it-all.

Yep. Smugness factor has increased a lot this year. Pride cometh before the fall. Embarassing after one game he shredded Booner, who is one of the nicest guys of all time.

 

[silesian]

Hey, but someone finally explained to Boler the difference between a bounce pass and a skip pass. He has been calling them right this year.

Baby steps, baby.

 

[LogGrad98]

Hey, but someone finally explained to Boler the difference between a bounce pass and a skip pass. He has been calling them right this year.

Baby steps, baby.

So it only took him, what, a decade? At this rate he should be positively non-gag-inducing sometime in 2050. I am looking forward to it!

 

[8]

Boler is that windup doll that repeats a handful of phrases over and over. He does this a lot and never seems to get any better... he thought he was hot **** because he added one more phrases abt ‘using the hammer’ or smth like that.

 

[fgcamel]

Boler is that windup doll that repeats a handful of phrases over and over. He does this a lot and never seems to get any better... he thought he was hot **** because he added one more phrases abt ‘using the hammer’ or smth like that.

You've got the hammer... Use It!

I love that one.