NAOS
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Isn't he just there to appeal to the BEYOND middle-aged WHITE AS **** women ??
Maybe?
Isn't he just there to appeal to the BEYOND middle-aged WHITE AS **** women ??
Lets use this thread as a quote tracker of all the stupid **** he says in addition just to vent about his general laziness and lack of enthusiasm.
Who is Harvey Weinsteining Boler? When will it all come out so the Jazz are finally forced to grow a pair and update their broadcast team to the 21 century.
You judge them by their knowledge of basketball and their preparation for the specific game they're calling. Obviously. Bolerjack grades very low in both.
This isn't some mere "subjective" thing, hun.
Please list their scores and rank dear.
Low AF
Subjectively put.
In all fairness, it's a valid point. He provides rebounds and doesn't need to score. Perfect for a team of chuckersDont' mind Boler really... Harpring is a different level though. He said last night something along the lines of "There is no better center for this team than Steven Adams" ....
Boler and Harpring are great. Quit hating on people for no damn reason.
I disagree. Matt is fine, but Bolerjack has almost zero basketball knowledge and has made ZERO effort to improve in any regard in over a decade run as a basketball broadcaster. As has been said many times before, he's a crappy catch phrase machine and brings nothing to the table beside an apparently great caster voice (which I don't agree with)..
I've watched Craig cast a football game before. He was much more insightful and engaged. On top of that his voice was different and sounded better. It was odd. When he's casting basketball he acts like a cracked out clown running around the room making funny noises and non-distinguishable half-assed balloon animals, trying to distract everyone for realizing how **** he is. And before you know it your eyes are glazed over and he's snuck out the back with the check.
It's apparent he gives zero ****s about the sport of basketball and improving his craft. OUT WITH THE MAN ALREADY!
So why is it, I see all the time, other fans on other forums complimenting our broadcasters? Saying he has zero knowledge is a bit too hyperbolic for me. The dude has great pipes, and calls the game well. I like him. Locke is way worse imo.
Let's make a comparison to music...
Craig is like a band who catches you unaware with one song with a decent hook. He gets you thinking, "Yeah, I could listen to more of that." The problem is, when you drill deeper, it isn't that good of a hook, and the rest of his album is the same **** over and over. And, when you listen for years of his ****, it's like "Damn, he's still playing that one song!" Look, O>D nailed it: it's bloody ****ing obvious that the dude has cared zero ****s about improving his knowledge of basketball. I've also added that his preparation for each specific game is just straight-up lazy. He thinks his 'pipes' are the key. To finish the metaphor, he's kinda like a poor-man's Carlos Santana... fated to play the same ****ing licks over and over. ****ing clown.
Remember when Locke was calling Summer League games with him? Locke was a mother-****ing mental giant in that context. I would take Locke 100 times out of 100 over Boler, even with all the shill. At least I might learn something. Boler hasn't taught me one ****ing thing in 10 years. Not one.