The Official Bolerjack Thread

[NAOS]

You're over thinking it. He calls play by play for bball. Maybe he could do more homework, but 90% of people don't care.

No I'm not. You're under-thinking it. Thanks, though. Great riposte here. Not surprised you're a Boler fan.

 

[enchilada_style]

If I wasn't lazy I'd transcribe some of the interesting stuff the Wolves announcers were saying about the Jazz and Quin. It was refreshing to hear.

 

[Deleted member 95]

I don't pay close attention to the announcers or really care too much what they are saying.

- Craig Bolerjack "eh, he purty cool" fans

 

[Archie Moses]

No I'm not. You're under-thinking it. Thanks, though. Great riposte here. Not surprised you're a Boler fan.

I mean, I'm not jumping up and down for him, but I'm not going to write a paper on how his play calling is comparable to music theory and bitch about it. Too each their own. I'm not surprised either.

 

[Deleted member 95]

The best part about Bolerjack is - he's not Locke.

-Biljerjack fanzz

 

[Deleted member 95]

Heck, my biggest complaint with him used to be his amazing tendency to call a 2 point shot a 3, but I haven't even noticed that this much this year. But it's early.

-Boljerick apologists

 

[NAOS]

I mean, I'm not jumping up and down for him, but I'm not going to write a paper on how his play calling is comparable to music theory and bitch about it. Too each their own. I'm not surprised either.

that wasn't music theory.

 

[Deleted member 95]

That's right. And he makes blatant mistakes when announcing games. However I am not paying attention to what's he's saying...

-bonerjack fans

 

[stitches]

Let's make a comparison to music...

Craig is like a band who catches you unaware with one song with a decent hook. He gets you thinking, "Yeah, I could listen to more of that." The problem is, when you drill deeper, it isn't that good of a hook, and the rest of his album is the same **** over and over. And, when you listen for years of his ****, it's like "Damn, he's still playing that one song!" Look, O>D nailed it: it's bloody ****ing obvious that the dude has cared zero ****s about improving his knowledge of basketball. I've also added that his preparation for each specific game is just straight-up lazy. He thinks his 'pipes' are the key. To finish the metaphor, he's kinda like a poor-man's Carlos Santana... fated to play the same ****ing licks over and over. ****ing clown.

Remember when Locke was calling Summer League games with him? Locke was a mother-****ing mental giant in that context. I would take Locke 100 times out of 100 over Boler, even with all the shill. At least I might learn something. Boler hasn't taught me one ****ing thing in 10 years. Not one.

Thank you, exactly my thoughts. Locke can be a shill for the team sometimes and he can overemphasize some weird minutiae that doesn't really matter, but at least you can sometimes learn something from him about an opponent, about your own team or players... With Boler... I don't even care to listen to him. There is absolutely nothing he contributes to the viewer besides background noise.

 

[Deleted member 95]

If you are concerned about our announcers you must not get out much or have such a perfect life that you don't have much else to be concerned with.

-Bolerjick fan/apologist

 

[NAOS]

I have a question for the Boler fans:

What is that dude's perspective on literally anything?

I'm serious, he's as close to a zero as a public figure can get.

 

[Deleted member 95]

You're over thinking it. He calls play by play for bball. Maybe he could do more homework, but 90% of people don't care.

-Bolerjink apologist