The TP. watch thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Thee jazz fan, Mar 18, 2020.

  1. Thee jazz fan

    Thee jazz fan Well-Known Member

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    The situation with my TP is at the critical stage. (Half a roll left) If any of you idiots are at the store and see toilet paper post the address and store damnit!! I will check frequently.
     
  2. LogGrad98

    LogGrad98 Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Laminate the last few sheets, it'll last a lot longer.
     
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  3. Gameface

    Gameface I actually REALLY like Gobert! Contributor 2018 Award Winner

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    Are you in the Salt Lake Valley?

    I didn't go nuts but I have at least a few rolls to spare.

    I heard Amazon will have TP in stock in very ample quantities very soon.

    We're not using TP more than normal, people are just buying more than normal. The hoarding price gougers are going to get ****ed in the *** so hard their entire garage full of TP isn't going to be enough to clean up the mess.
     
  4. LogGrad98

    LogGrad98 Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Well if that happens to them they will need a lot of TP. And Vaseline.
     
  5. Thee jazz fan

    Thee jazz fan Well-Known Member

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    Lol. When will amazon have it available. Yes in SLC
     
  6. Scat

    Scat Well-Known Member

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    When you run out stick the center tube up your butt and crap through it. This will make wiping your butt unnesecery.
     
  7. Thee jazz fan

    Thee jazz fan Well-Known Member

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    Think I’ll be stealing tp at work today. Lol
     
  8. Thee jazz fan

    Thee jazz fan Well-Known Member

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    Damn that’s creative, love it. Scat you are not no idiot!!
     
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  9. Gameface

    Gameface I actually REALLY like Gobert! Contributor 2018 Award Winner

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    Well if you really do need a couple rolls send me a PM. I don't have specifics on the Amazon thing but just read something they put out saying they'll be ready to meet demand soon.
     
  10. infection

    infection Well-Known Member Staff Member 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

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    There’s going to be an underconsumption for toilet paper because everyone is conserving.
     
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  11. Thee jazz fan

    Thee jazz fan Well-Known Member

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    Thanks man. Lol
     
  12. Ron Mexico

    Ron Mexico Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Take a shower after every ****. I did that when I only had a floor toilet and hurt my knee playing basketball. It's nice not using tp. Makes the butt feel better.
     
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  13. Gameface

    Gameface I actually REALLY like Gobert! Contributor 2018 Award Winner

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    Forreal my daily is wake up, drink coffee, poop, take a shower. Been rocking that rhythm for over 10 years now.
     
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  14. Thee jazz fan

    Thee jazz fan Well-Known Member

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    Lol. My dad just called, he bought me a bunch of napkins o_O
     
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  15. Gameface

    Gameface I actually REALLY like Gobert! Contributor 2018 Award Winner

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    haha

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  16. fishonjazz

    fishonjazz Well-Known Member Contributor 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

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    I just bought some at Smith's marketplace. There was a line at the tp isle and they would only let a few people go down it at a time. They were limiting people to 1 pack. I'm sure it's gone now.

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  17. fishonjazz

    fishonjazz Well-Known Member Contributor 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

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    Genius!

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  18. fishonjazz

    fishonjazz Well-Known Member Contributor 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

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    Lol. Not no idiot
    So scat you are an idiot apparently

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  19. Thee jazz fan

    Thee jazz fan Well-Known Member

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    Haha
     
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  20. LogGrad98

    LogGrad98 Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Just poop in the shower and waffle-stomp it down. Then you save a step!
     

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