The TP. watch thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Thee jazz fan, Mar 18, 2020.

  1. Gameface

    Gameface I actually REALLY like Gobert! Contributor 2018 Award Winner

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    no thanks
     
  2. Thee jazz fan

    Thee jazz fan Well-Known Member

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    That would make me throw up. Lol
     
  3. Scat

    Scat Well-Known Member

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    I've been called worse... by my wife.
     
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  4. JazzyFresh

    JazzyFresh Well-Known Member

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    Dollar stores or janitorial supply stores.
     
  5. infection

    infection Well-Known Member Staff Member 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

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    You may save a step, but how many are added in the stomping?
     
  6. Wes Mantooth

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    Panda Watch!
     
  7. Gameface

    Gameface I actually REALLY like Gobert! Contributor 2018 Award Winner

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    Starting to see a lot of the hoarders advertising on facebook as if they are just regular old legit TP outlets.

    Please no one pay off these POS mother****ers. There will be TP soon. Nothing has changed in regard to use or ability to manufacture it. We're gonna be fine. There's gonna be TP for everyone.

    In the meantime, if you've got a little more than you need please help people out who might legitimately just need a roll to get through the next few days.
     
  8. LogGrad98

    LogGrad98 Well-Known Member Contributor

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    I got with my supplier at work and got my hands on 6 industrial roles, those 2500 sheet huge wheels you see in public bathrooms. I'm good.

    But @Gameface is right, don't pay off the assholes trying to cash in on the panic, and above all, don't panic. All of your asses will be fine. What's the worst case? You go get takeout and ask for a wad of napkins? You use a washcloth? Use some water? It isn't the end of the world.
     
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  9. bigb

    bigb Free at last!!! Contributor

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    We legit needed some and couldn’t find any last week so my wife ordered two 96 packs off Amazon while we were in St. George. If anyone needs a few rolls, I can help out.


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  10. Thee jazz fan

    Thee jazz fan Well-Known Member

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    I just stole some from work. Lol
     
  11. Catchall

    Catchall Well-Known Member 2019 Prediction Contest Winner

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    use kleenex
     
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  12. Archie Moses

    Archie Moses Well-Known Member

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    I've pretty much been home the last few weeks with the exception for a few work calls. I have like 3 TP rolls in the house. I finally went and bought food last night. Kinda hard to do everything with one hand and what feels like a vice in my chest.

    It's amazing how many sheepletons there are that hoarded **** like shredded cheese.
     
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  13. infection

    infection Well-Known Member Staff Member 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

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    The reason they’re telling everyone to wash their hands is because they expect everyone to be using them to wipe their ***.
     
  14. bigb

    bigb Free at last!!! Contributor

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    You need anything? I’m around the next couple days. I can help.


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  15. Archie Moses

    Archie Moses Well-Known Member

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    I think I'm ok unless the world goes off the hinges. In that case, I need a gun. I only have a high power air rifle.
     
  16. Wes Mantooth

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    Ugh, yeah that’s my biggest concern. Bigger than running out of supplies or even the virus, really. I simply don’t trust other people because when people get desperate, many panic and do bad things.

    I was thinking of ordering a riot shotgun or something like that online as I really don’t want a real gun in the house. Maybe buying that pepper spray that shoots out like 30 feet into a foam. I don’t know.

    Help me out here, people. I’m staying in the house and not going out to buy a gun. I also really do not want a gun in the house. Was thinking a crossbow but I’m not sure how practical that is. A riot shotgun seems awesome. Would probably totally **** a dude up yet not kill him and be easy to get off multiple shots I assume as compared to say a crossbow.
     
  17. Archie Moses

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    Buy something cheap like a Mosen Nagant for $100. It's a rifle that holds a single bullet. I don't like the idea of having pistols in my house, but feel different about a rifle.

    I restored the last Nagant that I had. I ended up trading it for a motorcycle. Lol
     
  18. fishonjazz

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    Bear mace would seem to be effective

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  19. sahlensguy

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    Don't plug the toilet. You'll have a big mess and still no toilet paper.
     
  20. Wes Mantooth

    Wes Mantooth Well-Known Member

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    A single bullet? I’d like something with multiple bullets or that would be easy to reload if possible. And I also don’t want a gun in the house.
     

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