The TP. watch thread

[sahlensguy]

A single bullet? I’d like something with multiple bullets or that would be easy to reload if possible. And I also don’t want a gun in the house.

The Slingshot Channel has what you need.

 

[fishonjazz]

A single bullet? I’d like something with multiple bullets or that would be easy to reload if possible. And I also don’t want a gun in the house.

Golf club is a pretty good close quarters weapon. Keep one in each room.
I recommend irons over woods

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[Scat]

Ugh, yeah that’s my biggest concern. Bigger than running out of supplies or even the virus, really. I simply don’t trust other people because when people get desperate, many panic and do bad things.

I was thinking of ordering a riot shotgun or something like that online as I really don’t want a real gun in the house. Maybe buying that pepper spray that shoots out like 30 feet into a foam. I don’t know.

Help me out here, people. I’m staying in the house and not going out to buy a gun. I also really do not want a gun in the house. Was thinking a crossbow but I’m not sure how practical that is. A riot shotgun seems awesome. Would probably totally **** a dude up yet not kill him and be easy to get off multiple shots I assume as compared to say a crossbow.

I hate to say it but if **** gets bad enough that people are willing to break into your house and attack you for supplies you better have lethal means.

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

I hate to say it but if **** gets bad enough that people are willing to break into your house and attack you for supplies you better have lethal means.

Me with a baseball bat would be pretty lethal.

 

[LogGrad98]

I have a katana set (daisho) in my bedroom. Carbon steel, the real deal. The wakizashi is pretty formidable in close quarters.

 

[fishonjazz]

Me with a baseball bat would be pretty lethal.

I have a mini baseball bat by the front door that is pretty badass. Can swing it even in in a tight hallway and it packs quite a wallup

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[fishonjazz]

I have a katana set (daisho) in my bedroom. Carbon steel, the real deal. The wakizashi is pretty formidable in close quarters.

Can it cut an aluminum can though?

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[Keefe]

I actually have two sets of golf clubs in my garage I think. Def one anyway I know. Never used em. Maybe I will put a couple in our bedroom and in other rooms in the house though if the kids get em they might accidentally **** **** up.

 

[LogGrad98]

Can it cut an aluminum can though?

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Hmm, never tried. Makes quick work of watermelon and cut an entire turkey in half once.

 

[Keefe]

I have a mini baseball bat by the front door that is pretty badass. Can swing it even in in a tight hallway and it packs quite a wallup

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How big? I have a tiny one that’s like a foot long and about a quarter or so in diameter. Bought it when I was at Fenway. I’d have to be so close to use it and I’m not sure it’s big/thick enough to do that much damage.

 

[LogGrad98]

I have a mini baseball bat by the front door that is pretty badass. Can swing it even in in a tight hallway and it packs quite a wallup

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I have one that is 14 inches long and weighted in the end for clubbing catfish. Would deliver a pretty good smack.

 

[fishonjazz]

How big? I have a tiny one that’s like a foot long and about a quarter or so in diameter. Bought it when I was at Fenway. I’d have to be so close to use it and I’m not sure it’s big/thick enough to do that much damage.

Probably about 2 feet long and 4 inches around at the bigger end.

When my grandma passed away we were allowed to go through her stuff and take what we wanted (after most of the good stuff had been claimed already) and I found it. No idea what it was for or why she had it but it's a pretty good weapon. I drilled a hole in it near the handle and put a rawhide rope through it so I can hang it from the coat hook by the front door.

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[Scat]

I have a katana set (daisho) in my bedroom. Carbon steel, the real deal. The wakizashi is pretty formidable in close quarters.

Settle down Napoleon. Probably should stick to nunchucks

 

[mellow]

Help me out here, people. I’m staying in the house and not going

When i was younger...we lived in Kearns and I had a job that required me to report in event of emergency.

With the prospect of leaving my wife and young kids alone we came up with a plan to throw a bunch of household items and clothes out on the porch and lawn to make it look like our house had already been looted.

@Thee jazz fan if you are in legit need and near point of the mtn PM me.

 

[Archie Moses]

A single bullet? I’d like something with multiple bullets or that would be easy to reload if possible. And I also don’t want a gun in the house.

Bro, you brought up buying a crossbow so I thought it was a nice happy medium.

 

[gandalfe]

I imagine we could figure out a way to use toilet paper as a weapon if we tried hard enough...

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

Whooooooooooo!!!!


This video sums up how I feel this morning. After using tissue paper for 2 days I found the TP!!! Found it at the 5300 s smiths Grocery store grocery storein Murray ut.

 

[Rubashov]

I have a mini baseball bat by the front door that is pretty badass. Can swing it even in in a tight hallway and it packs quite a wallup

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I have one that is 14 inches long and weighted in the end for clubbing catfish. Would deliver a pretty good smack.

20 inch axe handle makes a fantastic weapon. Cheap too