The TP. watch thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Thee jazz fan, Mar 18, 2020.

  1. sahlensguy

    sahlensguy Well-Known Member

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    The Slingshot Channel has what you need.
     
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  2. fishonjazz

    fishonjazz Well-Known Member Contributor 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

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    Golf club is a pretty good close quarters weapon. Keep one in each room.
    I recommend irons over woods

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  3. Scat

    Scat Well-Known Member

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    I hate to say it but if **** gets bad enough that people are willing to break into your house and attack you for supplies you better have lethal means.
     
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  4. Thee jazz fan

    Thee jazz fan Well-Known Member

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    Me with a baseball bat would be pretty lethal.
     
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  5. LogGrad98

    LogGrad98 Well-Known Member Contributor

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    I have a katana set (daisho) in my bedroom. Carbon steel, the real deal. The wakizashi is pretty formidable in close quarters.
     
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  6. fishonjazz

    fishonjazz Well-Known Member Contributor 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

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    I have a mini baseball bat by the front door that is pretty badass. Can swing it even in in a tight hallway and it packs quite a wallup

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  7. fishonjazz

    fishonjazz Well-Known Member Contributor 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

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    Can it cut an aluminum can though?

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  8. Wes Mantooth

    Wes Mantooth Well-Known Member

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    I actually have two sets of golf clubs in my garage I think. Def one anyway I know. Never used em. Maybe I will put a couple in our bedroom and in other rooms in the house though if the kids get em they might accidentally **** **** up.
     
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  9. LogGrad98

    LogGrad98 Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Hmm, never tried. Makes quick work of watermelon and cut an entire turkey in half once.
     
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  10. Wes Mantooth

    Wes Mantooth Well-Known Member

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    How big? I have a tiny one that’s like a foot long and about a quarter or so in diameter. Bought it when I was at Fenway. I’d have to be so close to use it and I’m not sure it’s big/thick enough to do that much damage.
     
  11. LogGrad98

    LogGrad98 Well-Known Member Contributor

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    I have one that is 14 inches long and weighted in the end for clubbing catfish. Would deliver a pretty good smack.
     
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  12. fishonjazz

    fishonjazz Well-Known Member Contributor 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

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    Probably about 2 feet long and 4 inches around at the bigger end.

    When my grandma passed away we were allowed to go through her stuff and take what we wanted (after most of the good stuff had been claimed already) and I found it. No idea what it was for or why she had it but it's a pretty good weapon. I drilled a hole in it near the handle and put a rawhide rope through it so I can hang it from the coat hook by the front door.

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  13. Scat

    Scat Well-Known Member

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    Settle down Napoleon. Probably should stick to nunchucks
     
  14. mellow

    mellow Well-Known Member

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    When i was younger...we lived in Kearns and I had a job that required me to report in event of emergency.

    With the prospect of leaving my wife and young kids alone we came up with a plan to throw a bunch of household items and clothes out on the porch and lawn to make it look like our house had already been looted.

    @Thee jazz fan if you are in legit need and near point of the mtn PM me.
     
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  15. Archie Moses

    Archie Moses Well-Known Member

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    Bro, you brought up buying a crossbow so I thought it was a nice happy medium.
     
  16. gandalfe

    gandalfe Well-Known Member

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    I imagine we could figure out a way to use toilet paper as a weapon if we tried hard enough...
     
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  17. tfivas

    tfivas Well-Known Member 2019 Prediction Contest Winner

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    They make shanks in prison out of toilet paper
     
  18. Thee jazz fan

    Thee jazz fan Well-Known Member

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    Whooooooooooo!!!!


    This video sums up how I feel this morning. After using tissue paper for 2 days I found the TP!!! Found it at the 5300 s smiths Grocery store grocery storein Murray ut.

     
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  19. Rubashov

    Rubashov Well-Known Member 2019 Award Winner

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    20 inch axe handle makes a fantastic weapon. Cheap too
     
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