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The TP. watch thread

Starting to see a lot of the hoarders advertising on facebook as if they are just regular old legit TP outlets.

Please no one pay off these POS mother****ers. There will be TP soon. Nothing has changed in regard to use or ability to manufacture it. We're gonna be fine. There's gonna be TP for everyone.

In the meantime, if you've got a little more than you need please help people out who might legitimately just need a roll to get through the next few days.
 
Gameface said:
Starting to see a lot of the hoarders advertising on facebook as if they are just regular old legit TP outlets.

Please no one pay off these POS mother****ers. There will be TP soon. Nothing has changed in regard to use or ability to manufacture it. We're gonna be fine. There's gonna be TP for everyone.

In the meantime, if you've got a little more than you need please help people out who might legitimately just need a roll to get through the next few days.
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I got with my supplier at work and got my hands on 6 industrial roles, those 2500 sheet huge wheels you see in public bathrooms. I'm good.

But @Gameface is right, don't pay off the assholes trying to cash in on the panic, and above all, don't panic. All of your asses will be fine. What's the worst case? You go get takeout and ask for a wad of napkins? You use a washcloth? Use some water? It isn't the end of the world.
 
We legit needed some and couldn’t find any last week so my wife ordered two 96 packs off Amazon while we were in St. George. If anyone needs a few rolls, I can help out.


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I've pretty much been home the last few weeks with the exception for a few work calls. I have like 3 TP rolls in the house. I finally went and bought food last night. Kinda hard to do everything with one hand and what feels like a vice in my chest.

It's amazing how many sheepletons there are that hoarded **** like shredded cheese.
 
The reason they’re telling everyone to wash their hands is because they expect everyone to be using them to wipe their ***.
 
Archie Moses said:
I've pretty much been home the last few weeks with the exception for a few work calls. I have like 3 TP rolls in the house. I finally went and bought food last night. Kinda hard to do everything with one hand and what feels like a vice in my chest.

It's amazing how many sheepletons there are that hoarded **** like shredded cheese.
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You need anything? I’m around the next couple days. I can help.


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Archie Moses said:
I think I'm ok unless the world goes off the hinges. In that case, I need a gun. I only have a high power air rifle.
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Ugh, yeah that’s my biggest concern. Bigger than running out of supplies or even the virus, really. I simply don’t trust other people because when people get desperate, many panic and do bad things.

I was thinking of ordering a riot shotgun or something like that online as I really don’t want a real gun in the house. Maybe buying that pepper spray that shoots out like 30 feet into a foam. I don’t know.

Help me out here, people. I’m staying in the house and not going out to buy a gun. I also really do not want a gun in the house. Was thinking a crossbow but I’m not sure how practical that is. A riot shotgun seems awesome. Would probably totally **** a dude up yet not kill him and be easy to get off multiple shots I assume as compared to say a crossbow.
 
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