Trout

[Archie Moses]

I would expect that **** from SalmonHobo, not Troutbum. That guy is shady. Stealing from a church trash can? I hope Mother Theresa haunts the **** out of him.

 

[Dr. Jones]

I think she is.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

What the hell did he steal? A used condom?

 

[Jazz Spazz]

Are we really going to do this for the full 6 months?

For realz?

 

[Gameface]

Are we really going to do this for the full 6 months?

For realz?

You bet your sweet *** we are!

 

[Jazz Spazz]

You bet your sweet *** we are!

You must be thinking of the wrong fella.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Are we really going to do this for the full 6 months?

For realz?

I promise that if you ever get banned for 6 months, we'll do the same for you.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

I promise that if you ever get banned for 6 months, we'll do the same for you.

Thanks. I'll put you on alert the next time I rack up 4 infractions in.... what? 6 months? 4 months?

 

[Dr. Jones]

Thanks. I'll let you know the next time I rack up 4 infractions in.... what? 6 months? 4 months?

Please do, haha.

 

[Beantown]

Is Trout really banned for 6 months?

 

[Dr. Jones]

Is Trout really banned for 6 months?

A little less than that now.

 

[Archie Moses]

My text from Trout today:

It would be nice if the correct story was going around about that mugshot. That mugshot was when I got a ticket for expired registration and I missed my court date on accident. I went to the court afterward and asked to see the judge, and they said it would be a few weeks -- and that until then there was a warrant out. I told her that that just wouldn't do, and she suggested a quick little "book and release", she said I'd be in and out and that would clear the warrant. I was in jail for 12 hours. Worst half-day of my life. I was on a lunch break from work and I told my boss I'd be about 30 minutes late to a staff meeting. I was booked wearing a full suit and tie. Had two different inmates ask call me "counsel" and ask me legal questions. I **** you not when I tell you that it was the worst 12 hours of my life. Wile I was there a person killed himself, (seriously the whole place went on lock down and they tried to resuscitate him 2 feet from me) two skank female inmates (ya, i didn't know it was a bi-jail either) smash their **** all over their cell door for all the whack-jobs to woop and holler over, my cell mate was 19 and there for murder, and the guards tried to start a full on riot by taunting inmates. It was the craziest **** I've eer seen in real life or TV. Oh ya, my first cell mate was naked under a giant paper towel drapethey put him in and he was having full heated discussions with Obama and Bush, and then pissed himself. About a gallon worth for both of us to enjoy.

I'm not going to spell check. But that's the text I got from him. I left out the part where he got *** raped by a Philieano though for obvious privacy reasons.

 

[Gameface]

Sorry for posting your mugshot Trout and for getting the story wrong.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Sorry for posting your mugshot Trout and for getting the story wrong.

... and then there's the REST of the story.. I guess I'll have to post my text from Trout last night.

 

[Beantown]

In that picture Trout looks like a hairy thumb.

 

[Dr. Jones]

In that picture Trout looks like a hairy thumb.

Hey, you're right! And I would know, I have two of them .. I think, I mean, I'm blind, but they feel hairy.

 

[Archie Moses]

My text from Trout today:



I'm not going to spell check. But that's the text I got from him. I left out the part where he got *** raped by a Philieano though for obvious privacy reasons.

I wrote that all for Trout and I didn't even get repped? **** you guys in your bumhole. Seriously.

 

[Dr. Jones]

I wrote that all for Trout and I didn't even get repped? **** you guys in your bumhole. Seriously.

That was the plan. Thanks.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

I promise that if you ever get banned for 6 months, we'll do the same for you.

Thanks. I'll put you on alert the next time I rack up 4 infractions in.... what? 6 months? 4 months?

@PKM

Ok, I just posted what will be my last infraction before the 6 month ban.

I'll text you what I want you to post in my behalf.

TIA

 

[Scat]

This mugshot is from Trout's meth days