Rate the Jazz Offseason and Discuss

[firegirl]

Dang. You are straight spittin fire now.

Date noted.

Why did you take note of the date? Is this for your keep forever box?


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[firegirl]

Maybe my D is a tad too pessimistic. But giving an A or A+ is way over the top.

You laid out exactly why an A is not warranted. Kudos for being grounded.

Someone has to balance the craziness out. I have to bring them down a bit so when reality hits they dont crash and burn. Its gonna be rough finding out Bojan isnt the superstar they think he is.

Who in the absolute **** said Bojan was a goddamn superstar??!! [edited...] ...and quit spewing lies.


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[Hotdog]

Who in the absolute **** said Bojan was a goddamn superstar??!! [edited] ...and quit spewing lies.


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Haha. Dang. You have a potty mouth.

Dont you notice something odd here? All the people like you do the same thing. You pretend you are morally superior all the while obliviously displaying that you are in fact not.

Do you want to kill me because I dont think Bojan is great at basketball?

 

[Hotdog]

Why did you take note of the date? Is this for your keep forever box?


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It went over your head ms moody.

 

[Hotdog]

Nobody thinks Bojan is a superstar, you just don't know how to read.

Its impossible to give the offseason an A or A+ without adding a superstar. If the Jazz added a real superstar then what? You need room on the scale for these things.

 

[Hotdog]

Oh wow. I have so many things to say to you. I am going to shorten it because I can see your intellectual level and knowledge for basketball doesn't go that far. You ask, "Can you imagine Leron all giddy about these moves?". Your referring to the acquisitions of Bogdanovic and Davis. No I can't. Because its not a relevant scenario. Lebron gets excited over having as many stars as possible because that's what it takes for him to win a championship. He can't win unless he has 3 superstars. And with your response, you should probably go root for the Lakers.
As for the next ridiculous statement you say, "What we gain with the additions of Bojan and Conley we offset that with losses of Favors, Crowder, Rubio, and Allen, and two first round picks. We get better at shooting, but worse in defense, toughness, rebounding, low post scoring, bench play, and team chemistry." Your completely wrong. You really need to watch more basketball. Rubio couldn't hit an open shot. Crowder was inconsistent. Allen will be out of the NBA in the next 4 years. Conley can distribute, defend and shoot with consistency. Bogdanovic, although you may not be familiar with him, is in the prime of his NBA career and came into the NBA late, resulting in late development. He's been in the league for about 5 years now, so I wouldn't expect you to know who he is because it sounds like you haven't even been watching basketball for that long. And Ed Davis is very well known as a tough defender and rebounder. What are you talking about??
You need to quit thinking thoughts of any kind and posting them on the internet, because when you do it becomes apparent that having ideas may not be your strong suit.

Im quite fully aware of who Bojan is.

You say he is entering his as he hits 30. I say the statistics say otherwise. People start the decline in there 30's. Those are just facts kid.

And by the way. There is nothing prime about a guy that can do nothing else but shoot the ball. You need to be able to do other things too.

 

[TheStormofWar]

Its impossible to give the offseason an A or A+ without adding a superstar. If the Jazz added a real superstar then what? You need room on the scale for these things.

That would be extra credit. Even then, most grade scales don't care for A+ as they end with a value of 4.0, which is an A in most accepted educational grade systems. I get what your saying though.

 

[mrob]

Its impossible to give the offseason an A or A+ without adding a superstar. If the Jazz added a real superstar then what? You need room on the scale for these things.

We already have our "superstars". They just haven't been recognized as such yet. What we needed (and now hopefully have) is some consistency top to bottom, more scorers, more shooters. These players are not superstars, but they are very good players and provide upgrades at the positions where we needed them.

Keep in mind that the GSW path to success is not available to the Utah Jazz. Never will be. But Toronto showed us this year that there is another path. I feel that our management has set us on that path and the team should be much better for it. Guess we'll see though...

 

[Rubashov]

A big D.

Sigh .... oh well.

Douchebag loves a big D, rammed in dry so he can feel something for a fleeting moment, instead of his usual misery and self loathing.

 

[Keefe]

Go. Sign. Calathes.

 

[RandyForRubio]

Go. Sign. Calathes.

Does he want to come? Because he willingly left the NBA years ago.

 

[firegirl]

Haha. Dang. You have a potty mouth.

Dont you notice something odd here? All the people like you do the same thing. You pretend you are morally superior all the while obliviously displaying that you are in fact not.

Do you want to kill me because I dont think Bojan is great at basketball?

Yep. That's exactly what I said. I said, "I want to kill you because you don't think Bojan is great at basketball."

Seriously what in the hell are you smoking?

Secondly, where did you gather that I think I'm morally superior?? I refer to myself as an ethical slut in most circles.


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[firegirl]

It went over your head ms moody.

It's Mrs. Moody.

Mr. Dickhead Asshat.


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[carolinajazz]

Bottom line with the Jazz roster right now is that we can dominate the inside game....AND.....now we can dominate the 3 point line as well! This team on paper is the BEST in the West! On the court, we are also the BEST in the West!

 

[str8line]

Haha. Dang. You have a potty mouth.

Dont you notice something odd here? All the people like you do the same thing. You pretend you are morally superior all the while obliviously displaying that you are in fact not.

Do you want to kill me because I dont think Bojan is great at basketball?

Lyrics
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You're an *******! An *******!
Some of you might not agree
'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery
But think a while and you will see...
Broken hearts are for assholes
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And Dagmar
Without a doubt, the ugliest son of a bitch I ever saw in my life
Was his name...
One Two Three Four!
The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his
Pancake make-up
And yet he was a beautiful lady
Nearly drove you insane
Let's talk about Leather: LEATHERRRRRR
And so you kissed a little sailor
Tex Abel, starring in the latest Shepperton Production:
Who had just blew in from Spain
Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf
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The story of a demented bread-boffer
And acted like it was cocaine
Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf
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Then on Tuesday night, Caesar's back in town
In a way you can't explain
Facing off in a no-holds-barred tag team grudge match
With Kona.
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Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of Samoan dynamite
Which gave your back an awful strain
Volcanic Hell
But you came back on Sunday for the gong show
Next Thursday, teen town's finest...
But you forgot what I was sayin'
'Cause you're an *******, You're an *******
That's right
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Yes, yes
You're an *******, you're an *******
That's right
You're an *******, you're an *******
Now you been to The Grape 'n' you been to The Chest
'N' now I think you know what you are: you're an *******
You say you can't live with what you been through
Well, ladies you can be an ******* too
You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you,
But don't fool yourself girl
It's lookin' at you
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It's winkin' at you
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That's why I say
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Ram it up yer poop chute
Corn hole
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Fist ****
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Wrist-watch; Crisco
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Pud!
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(etc., repeats)
Aw, I knew you'd be surprised...

 

[Engorged On Unborn Gore]

You pretend you are morally superior all the while obliviously displaying that you are in fact not.

Here's an exquisite flask of puke coming from a guy who said:

Someone has to balance the craziness out.

...like some kind of precious "board messiah".

 

[str8line]

And the live version, just for you:

 

[Engorged On Unborn Gore]

And the live version, just for you:

Great record. I have it on cassette!

 

[enchilada_style]

oh my word

 

[str8line]

Bottom line with the Jazz roster right now is that we can dominate the inside game....AND.....now we can dominate the 3 point line as well! This team on paper is the BEST in the West! On the court, we are also the BEST in the West!