How Much Do You Fear December 26th 2019?

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Melo went 6 for 16, ended up with 14 pts.

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Provide a link for any site that 14pts. On 6-16 shooting.

Go to the link below and go to post #73
https://jazzfanz.com/threads/how-much-do-you-fear-december-26th-2019.117567/page-4#post-1849149

 

[Nate505]

What’s the original source of this GIF? I love it.

It's a Chappelle Show bit about Charlie Murphy meeting Prince at a club. Totally worth a watch it you haven't seen it yet. I'd link it but it has all sorts of glorious profanity in it. Easy to find though.

 

[infection]

MTJK tweeting tonight.

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Two things:

1. I ask again: how much do you fear December 26th 2019 when MeloThe JazzKillerWesternConferencePlayerOfTheWeek plays the Utah Jazz?

The Jazz were down by forty at half the other night. On December 26th 2019 when MeloThe JazzKillerWesternConferencePlayerOfTheWeek gets to you, your humiliation will be a thousand times worse. Wilt has that game record of 100 points in a game. Melo against the Jazz will beat that record in just the first half!

2.
You all laughed at my Melo posts. Who is laughing now? I know basketball, you folks here do not. From this moment on I am the only one allowed to talk basketball here. You can talk 2002 Winter Olympics and that's it. I know basketball, you do not. New York is basketball, Utah is down by forty at the half.

Once again:

 

[David Hume]

I see you folks are not taking my post or Melo seriously.

My post is serious. I went to the Knicks vs Jazz game at the Garden on January 20th 2016. Melo The Jazz Killer put up 30 in the blink of an eye against you. Not one of your players could stop Melo. Not Hayward, Trey Lyles, Trey Burke, Trevor Booker, Rodney Hood, Neto, Jeff Withey...not one Jazz player could stop Melo The Jazz Killer. We beat the Holy Hell out of the Jazz and it was all because of Melo. He is a Jazz killer. You couldn't stop him on January 20th 2016, what makes you think you can stop him on December 26th 2019? You will soon be facing Melo The Jazz Killer on December 26th. I ask again -- how afraid are you?[/
But this is a metaphysical stance at odds with an empirical stance. For to project that Melo, he who presumably ends the life of Jazz related individuals, will do so in the future based on supposed past experiences of Jazz killings, is an inductive inference. I demonstrate in my book A Treatise of Human Nature that this is not so.

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

For to project that Melo, he who presumably ends the life of Jazz related individuals, will do so in the future based on supposed past experiences of Jazz killings, is an inductive inference.

On the contrary, projecting that a renowned Jazz killer will kill the Jazz on December 26th 2019 is not an inductive inference, rather it is deductive reasoning.

Two ways to easily prove that:

1) If A happens on January 20th 2016, then A will happen again on December 26th, 2019. MeloTheJazzKiller scored an easy 30 on January 20th 2016 against the Jazz. Therefore he will score an easy 30 on December 26th 2019 against said team.

2) The guy's name is MeloTheJazzKiller for f**k's sake. On December 26th 2019 he will be playing the Jazz, therefore someone named MeloTheJazzKiller will kill them! My God, even a three year old can understand a basketball player called TheJazzKiller will kill the Jazz. The Purple People Eaters ate purple people. The Fun Bunch had fun. MeloTheJazzKiller kills the Jazz!

 

[David Hume]

On the contrary, projecting that a renowned Jazz killer will kill the Jazz on December 26th 2019 is not an inductive inference, rather it is deductive reasoning.

Two ways to easily prove that:

1) If A happens on January 20th 2016, then A will happen again on December 26th, 2019. MeloTheJazzKiller scored an easy 30 on January 20th 2016 against the Jazz. Therefore he will score an easy 30 on December 26th 2019 against said team.

2) The guy's name is MeloTheJazzKiller for f**k's sake. On December 26th 2019 he will be playing the Jazz, therefore someone named MeloTheJazzKiller will kill them! My God, even a three year old can understand a basketball player called TheJazzKiller will kill the Jazz. The Purple People Eaters ate purple people. The Fun Bunch had fun. MeloTheJazzKiller kills the Jazz!

Maybe your point two is abductive inference. I shall consume ale and sheepshead stew while I ponder the issue.

 

[Gameface]

On the contrary, projecting that a renowned Jazz killer will kill the Jazz on December 26th 2019 is not an inductive inference, rather it is deductive reasoning.

Two ways to easily prove that:

1) If A happens on January 20th 2016, then A will happen again on December 26th, 2019. MeloTheJazzKiller scored an easy 30 on January 20th 2016 against the Jazz. Therefore he will score an easy 30 on December 26th 2019 against said team.

2) The guy's name is MeloTheJazzKiller for f**k's sake. On December 26th 2019 he will be playing the Jazz, therefore someone named MeloTheJazzKiller will kill them! My God, even a three year old can understand a basketball player called TheJazzKiller will kill the Jazz. The Purple People Eaters ate purple people. The Fun Bunch had fun. MeloTheJazzKiller kills the Jazz!

Can the dead be killed?

Also

Can the invincible know fear?

 

[Nate505]

As you know Melo the Jazz killer is back in the league with Portland and will be playing the Utah Jazz on December 26th 2019.

Using the scale below tell us exactly how much you fear facing Melo on December 26th 2019?

1. It's going to be bad for the Jazz, and I am very afraid

2. The game against Melo on December 26th is making me so afraid, I will not be able to enjoy Christmas on December 25th. ​

3. The December 26th game against Melo the Jazz killer is going to be a game I will not watch because I am afraid of how much Melo will kill us
4. I have stopped being a Jazz fan because I am afraid and don't think I can handle the humiliation Melo will hand the Jazz on December 26th

1, 2, 3, or 4? How severe is your fear of Melo the Jazz killer and the Jazz game against him on December 26th 2019?

 

[Nate505]

Two things:

1. I ask again: how much do you fear December 26th 2019 when MeloThe JazzKillerWesternConferencePlayerOfTheWeek plays the Utah Jazz?

The Jazz were down by forty at half the other night. On December 26th 2019 when MeloThe JazzKillerWesternConferencePlayerOfTheWeek gets to you, your humiliation will be a thousand times worse. Wilt has that game record of 100 points in a game. Melo against the Jazz will beat that record in just the first half!

2.
You all laughed at my Melo posts. Who is laughing now? I know basketball, you folks here do not. From this moment on I am the only one allowed to talk basketball here. You can talk 2002 Winter Olympics and that's it. I know basketball, you do not. New York is basketball, Utah is down by forty at the half.

Once again:

 

[nateboz]

Merry Christmas

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