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My brother-in-law has a banya. He uses it religiously. It's always fun to participate when our family goes there for dinner.
What’s a banya?

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40,000+ deaths now in the US.

Who's responsible?
I hear that there is a virus at fault. As far as a person I hear that that somebody ate a bat or something. Or some Chinese lab messed up.

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Breaking news.

Yes, you are a killjoy. Who is on first and What is on second.


I couldn’t find a good group called WHAT. So general of a word that google searches didn’t turn up any acronyms. So I went with the next best thing.
 
Hey, don’t fret, we’ve had tons of pastors cast COVID into the fires of Hades so all good.

And some would appreciate payment:

https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/19/us/louisiana-pastor-coronavirus-stimulus-checks-trnd/index.html

(CNN)A Louisiana pastor who defied state orders and repeatedly held large church services during the coronavirus pandemic is now asking congregants to donate their stimulus checks to the church.

Pastor Tony Spell launched what he called the #PastorSpellStimulusChallenge, asking Americans to donate their government stimulus checks to evangelists, missionaries and music ministers who he said have not received offerings in over a month. He said he, his wife and his son have all donated their checks, and added that those without a church can donate through his website.
 
What’s a banya?

bania.jpg
Something like that:
http://www.anniturism.ee/gallery/russian-sauna/
https://www.heatwave.nu/russian-banya/

Ideally, a russian style smoke sauna has:
1. Located in an old wooden building
2. Uses oven and wood to heat it up.
3. Has a lake, river or sea near the building i.e maximum distance less than 50 meters so you can cool yourself down, specially good in proper winter.
4. You are able to enjoy cold beer or radler or kvass (drink made from bread, tastes like sweet guinness beer without alcohol) during the procedure. I have even tried to eat cold icecream while enjoying the heat up process.
 
Just once, just once, I wish one of you dick holes bitching would tell all of America how you would do it.

Gawd damn. I hate Trump but I hate the self righteous ***** who make this pandemic a blame game - like we somehow could have avoided it.

They're the same ***** who would get offended if I said wet markets are outdated.
 
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