Reverse Pet Peeves

[LogGrad98]

A nice strong silent fart in a crowd. One of life's little pleasures.

 

[Gameface]

Very happy that a COVID vaccine was authorized by the FDA.

I'm ready for this to be over.

 

[LogGrad98]

Very happy that a COVID vaccine was authorized by the FDA.

I'm ready for this to be over.

Go fart in a crowd, it'll make you feel better.

 

[Rubashov]

Bloody cat is snoring on the couch next to me

 

[LogGrad98]

Bloody cat is snoring on the couch next to me

Then you obviously didn't beat it enough if it can't still breathe. But you made it bloody so that's a start.



Did I mention I hate cats. They are a scourge that need to be eradicated.

 

[Rubashov]

Then you obviously didn't beat it enough if it can't still breathe. But you made it bloody so that's a start.



Did I mention I hate cats. They are a scourge that need to be eradicated.

Meow!

 

[Beer]

I love when random people don't try to make small talk with me. Waiters, cashiers, fast food, etc .... Just do your job and be pleasant without forcing bs small talk for no reason and I'll think the world of you.

 

[Elizah Huge]

I love when I donate to charities by rounding up my change at the fast food drive-thru window.

 

[Gameface]

I love when I donate to charities by rounding up my change at the fast food drive-thru window.

Well Done!

 

[Keefe]

I love when random people don't try to make small talk with me. Waiters, cashiers, fast food, etc .... Just do your job and be pleasant without forcing bs small talk for no reason and I'll think the world of you.

Unless the girl is cute as ****.

 

[Keefe]

Eating healthy. Started going vegan two weeks ago. Feel so much better. I’ve walked every day a couple miles. Lifted. The improvements in just two weeks are great so far as how I feel and my strides in conditioning. If I “cheat” once every 4-5 days with an eggplant parm sandwich whose eggplant was likely coated with egg, I can live with that. But in general, I am trying to avoid meat, dairy and all oils as much as I can though I can live with heart healthy EVOO or Avocado oil if I have to. FWIW, this all stems from chest pains that were too constant. My cholesterol has always been insanely high for my age. It was 295 three years ago and the LDL’s were ~165. Both of those numbers are awful given my age and are presumably worse now. So with the chest pains and the idea of my kids being fatherless bringing me to tears some, I decided to do something about it. Hoping to kick *** with this and get bloodwork done in early April. If it’s still very high, I’ll give it another three months before getting tested again.

 

[Gameface]

Yesterday when I drove to work it was not full dark. It was dusk. I'll take it.

 

[colton]

Yesterday when I drove to work it was not full dark. It was dusk. I'll take it.

I noticed the same thing a couple of days ago driving home from work.

 

[Gameface]

I finally found my forever avatar... I think.

I'm loving it right now.

 

[Beer]

My wife going out of town over Valentines day. Win win win.

 

[Keefe]

My wife going out of town over Valentines day. Win win win.

God that would be Heaven. Take the kids too.

 

[LogGrad98]

Hentai



Is this the wrong place for this? What happened to the inappropriate thread? Oh well, we will have to sprinkle inappropriate everywhere we go then, without a central inappropriate repository.

 

[Beer]

My wife going out of town over Valentines day. Win win win.

Dammit, I thought Valentines was on Friday. She'll be back tomorrow. Now I'm screwed.

 

[fishonjazz]

Dammit, I thought Valentines was on Friday. She'll be back tomorrow. Now I'm screwed.

Lol

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[colton]

Dammit, I thought Valentines was on Friday. She'll be back tomorrow. Now I'm screwed.

Rookie mistake, bro.