How many times do you wipe?

[Scat]

Anything the wipe doesn't get will be taken care of in the shower.

Unless you have a handheld shower head and really get in there you'd be surprised at how ineffective a shower really is.

I've also noticed that when you give yourself a really good cleaning that a certain Fellow Show makes much more frequent appearances in your life.

 

[bigb]

I do it until I see essentially nothing on the toilet paper. Usually, near the end, I still have to sort of push into the crevice a bit to get all of the remnants out. I get slightly aroused bit I assure you, its' purpose does not originate there. And in all, there seems to be usually 6-8 wipes for me altogether. Waaaaaaay too much imo but if there's still **** on the ply, I gotta keep going.

This post is wrong on so many levels. Not the least of which is the fact that you stop when you "see essentially nothing on the toilet paper." Why stop at that. One more wipe would make it so there is nothing left. You probably go through a lot of underwear.

 

[Gameface]

Unless you have a handheld shower head and really get in there you'd be surprised at how ineffective a shower really is.

I've also noticed that when you give yourself a really good cleaning that a certain Fellow Show makes much more frequent appearances in your life.

I don't know, soap and scrubbing seem to be effective. And I do have a hand held shower head.

I don't know what you mean in your second sentence, I'm completely lost.

 

[larryselbows]

This is my kind of thread.

I am a reach under the sack, turn my hand and the TP (which I crumple/wad -- folding is for girls) into a tractor bucket, and scoop/wipe in one fluidly awesome motion. I'm usually done at two, but it can get ugly on occasion. For three YEARS after my gall bladder was removed, I had 95% runny, liquefied, no-warning squirts. Those were the days...

On rare occasion I will be on wipe 5 or 6 and my brown-round is so damn chafed that I have to just give up, knowing full well that I'll be back in a few hours for a re-wipe. And don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about, you know you re-wipe.

This post deserves a Pulitzer.

 

[Archie Moses]

Using wet wipes saves a lot of trees in you snap 'em wet. Freaking hair makes things more difficult too.

 

[Scat]

I don't know what you mean in your second sentence, I'm completely lost.

Fellow Show... Colonel Angus' buddy? You've never heard of them??

 

[Jazz Spazz]

This thread need to be merged with the Pittbulls thread.

 

[Gameface]

Fellow Show... Colonel Lingus' buddy? You've never heard of them??

I must be doing something right then.

 

[Scat]

[video]https://www.hulu.com/watch/4109/saturday-night-live-colonel-angus-comes-home

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

This post is wrong on so many levels. Not the least of which is the fact that you stop when you "see essentially nothing on the toilet paper." Why stop at that. One more wipe would make it so there is nothing left. You probably go through a lot of underwear.

Maybe I could have left out the word essentially. It's just that I have to wipe so many freakin' times that I sometimes become chapped down there.

 

[Archie Moses]

When I was on my mission, I was diagnosed with wipe syndrome. We lived in a house with 10 missionaries and 1 bathroom. We took the door off the bathroom so we could either shower, use the bathroom, brush your teeth etc without someone hogging it up. At first I could never snap a husky in front of other people, but after a while I learned I had too. However, no matter how hard I tried, I never had the courage to wipe in front of anyone, so I would always make the other missionaries leave.

If you're shy about pooping in public because people might hear you, I recommend headphones and loud music. Works like a charm.

How did pioneers and indians wipe?

 

[CONAN]

I always wondered why your wife's name was Steve.

Says the sackwiper.

 

[jazz_fanatic]

Someone posted this on my FB and it reminded me of this stupid thread. Yes, larryselbows, I called your thread STUPID.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM&feature=player_embedded

 

[TroutBum]

Someone posted this on my FB and it reminded me of this stupid thread. Yes, larryselbows, I called your thread STUPID.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM&feature=player_embedded

I just ordered two of them.

 

[larryselbows]

Someone posted this on my FB and it reminded me of this stupid thread. Yes, larryselbows, I called your thread STUPID.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM&feature=player_embedded

I want one.

 

[Scat]

I want one.

They should call it the Enterprise. It circles "Uranus" and picks up "Klingons".

 

[TroutBum]

They should call it the Enterprise. It circles "Uranus" and picks up "Klingons".

So juvenile, yet so funny.

 

[//r00t 4 Jazz]

Maybe there was another thread on the old board about it but how come this thread never got around to technique? I think Trout touched on it but do you wad or fold? Personally I fold and depending on the consistency it allows for a second fold and wipe, additionally as I've gotten older refining this to combine the two in that I take one of the ends and kind of wad'ish and then wrap and fold the rest so you can get the best of both worlds.

That got me thinking how did we start are wiping habits, I certainly never had instruction or remembering talking about it with anybody just always remember folding.

 

[Scat]

That got me thinking how did we start are wiping habits, I certainly never had instruction or remembering talking about it with anybody just always remember folding.

Wiping is directly linked to sexual orientation?

 

[DutchJazzer]

I always try to shower when that is not possible, i wipe maybe 3 times and if still messy i opt for the manpon. and take a shower as SOOON as possible.

mostly i do number twos only at home and then take a shower