Game Thread Mar 09, 2023 05:00PM MT: Jazz at Magic

[nateboz]

Imma cheer for a win. Sometimes, you just gotta win.

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

This is scary wish Kessler was still sick. I still have nightmares about going to a game vs the Magic in which we were down all game till Burke hit a corner three at the buzzer for a jazz win. I was pissed then some lady with 2 young kids yelled at me for rooting against the jazz. The magic ended up with the fourth pick and drafted Gordon while we ended up 5th and drafted Ded-X. Let’s not repeat that. We must lose at all cost

 

[MT Steve]

Kessler is borderline unplayable for tanking purposes.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

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Kelly’s already thinking about the after party (@Handlogten's Heros you know what to do). The L is in the bag.

I won't Jinx it... KO going full sex machine though!

 

[nateboz]

Walker Blocker

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Kessler is borderline unplayable for tanking purposes.

Dude is not effing around tonight. Wants to say "not so fast" to everyone giving Paolo the ROY trophy. Danny gonna have to make a call tonight...

 

[MT Steve]

I don't want to see THT on the court when we're trying to win again.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Boler real aggressive with the rolling R on Banchero... then goes with Wagner instead of Vahgner for Franz.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

I really should get a VPN so I can gamble. Magic -4 was free money. We gonna kill these bums.

 

[MT Steve]

I don't want to see THT on the court when we're trying to win again.

This statement also applies to Rudy Gay.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Apparently we can teach any big to shoot the corner three now. It feels ironic after how hard we tried to make it happen with Favs.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Our broadcast continues to win... showing the replay of a moving screen when a buzzer beater happens.

 

[mcbsst]

Never count out a tank when we have Rudy!

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Jujang time!

 

[MT Steve]

Technically I guess the bottom of this box score is true.

 

[JazzGal]

I don't think Boler know what perfected means (in relation to THTs bully shots).

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[Shad]

WE NEED MORE THT AND RUDY GAY IN THERE. THIS IS LOOKING TOO GOOD

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

THT shoulda been a baseball player... its either homeruns or strike outs and nothing in between.

 

[Coach Ellis]

Just looking at the box score, has Simone really played 15 minutes already?

 

[SteakNEggs]

Orlando announcers loving some Kessler and even used the term "Kessler effect".