I'm so dead.

[TroutBum]

Yeah Bro. Don't want you to forget what you'll be saying 9999 times.

Such failure, David. The only time I would actually use the term "Tap Out" would be right before I break someone's neck. "Dude, just tap out. I'll ease off for the next two seconds, but after that, your soul is mine. Tap out."

I'm so dead.

 

[Gameface]

Good luck E.J., don't die too fast.

 

[Harambe]

Such failure, David. The only time I would actually use the term "Tap Out" would be right before I break someone's neck. "Dude, just tap out. I'll ease off for the next two seconds, but after that, your soul is mine. Tap out."

I'm so dead.

Oh.. that's how it works.


Huh.

 

[Gameface]

So what the heck? Does anyone know if he's dead or not?

Any way to look up the results?

 

[bigb]

He ain't dead. He didn't totally suck, at least according to the person now operating his Facebook account.

 

[TroutBum]

He ain't dead. He didn't totally suck, at least according to the person now operating his Facebook account.

I'm alive, arms intact, legs still there, and muscles that I've never used in my life are screaming in exquisite, throbbing, and ultimately un-****ing-believable pain. I almost wish I WAS dead.

 

[TroutBum]

For all you nay-sayin' bitches: The Super Heavyweight Division are belonging to me.

I know, I know, you Ute fans out there think that Bronze is the way to go, but trust me -- you guys have got to give the upper echelon a taste. It's sweet.

Fear the double chin. Fantasize about the stache.

 

[MVP]

good for you! Any video from action?

 

[Gameface]

Congrats man. I definitely don't have the balls to do something like that.

 

[CONAN]

They gave you an ashtray for winning? Nice.

 

[Stifle Tower]

Congrats. But seriously, with that 'stache you look like you should be singing in a barbershop quartet at the County Fair.

 

[Nate505]

He ain't dead. He didn't totally suck, at least according to the person now operating his Facebook account.

Was that Trout or Rollie Fingers in that pic.