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50 Reasons Not To Go To BYU

# who cares. Max Hall drinks pee.

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Because Bronze is much lighter than Gold. If you have to carry a trophy, then make it a 3rd place trophy. Them thar gold'uns get heavy, yo.

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bigb said:
I'm allergic to Utah gear. Makes me break out in hives.
I'd probably get a special made red shirt that says "I love BYU but my kid plays at Utah so I support him/her :("
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Having to deal with their annoying science professors..... ;)
 
Having to deal with their ridiculous athletic security Nazis. When I was but a lad, I played hoops down with my friend (who was going to school there) and his father (who was a professor). The security nazi, who literally everyone called Napolean because of his 3 feet of height, got mad at me for having the wristband on the wrong wrist or something stupid like that. It was against the dress code. Then I got just beyond the curtain of the next court with Travis Hansen shooting 3s without a shirt on... Completely ignoring the numerous signs which demand strict adherence to the dress code. Of course, Napolean didnt confront Travis. Just the lil kids trying to play basketball.

Oh, and that was after Hansen had graduated. I think he had a stint overseas or with the hawks. I didnt see any guest pass for him either.
 
All the weirdo kids who hum hymns or lord of the rings while dressed in middle age attire.
 
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