A Joke a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

[Joe Bagadonuts]

My favorite knock knock joke....


Say knock knock...
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... Okay, Knock knock
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Who's there?

(Gotta try this on someone. It's hilarious.)

Fixed.

 

[kiri.de.carlos]

I'm reading a book about antigravity... its impossible to put down.

 

[kiri.de.carlos]

My favorite knock knock joke....


Say knock knock...
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Who's there?

(Gotta try this on someone. It's hilarious.)

Haha you're right, it is hilarious to do that to someone.

 

[colton]

What's a plumber's least favorite type of shoes?





Clogs

 

[//r00t 4 Jazz]

My mom's 2nd favorite joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?



Because it was dead

 

[colton]

Why did Sally drop her ice-cream cone?






Because she was hit by a semi.

 

[colton]

Why did Sally fall off the swing?






Because she had no arms.

 

[colton]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Not Sally!

 

[colton]

(Those last three were courtesy of my 15 year old daughter.)

 

[kiri.de.carlos]

Lol. Colton, you're killing me.

 

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