kiri.de.carlos
Well-Known Member
I'm sure everyone's heard this, but this is my Cinco de Mayo joke:
What did the Spanish firefighter name his sons?
HoseA and HoseB
What did the Spanish firefighter name his sons?
HoseA and HoseB
I don't think this is a joke. I'm pretty sure it's a true story. You can Google it. The father's name was HoseYerDaddy.I'm sure everyone's heard this, but this is my Cinco de Mayo joke:
What did the Spanish firefighter name his sons?
HoseA and HoseB
I'm sure everyone's heard this, but this is my Cinco de Mayo joke:
What did the Spanish firefighter name his sons?
HoseA and HoseB
No mirrors in your house?Yesterday, I was walking down the street when a car drove by. A smurf pulled down his pants and stuck his bum out the window! Only see that once in a blue moon.
No mirrors in your house?
Fixed. Pretty funny. Did you write this joke yourself? One wrong word makes a pretty big difference, though.A guy walk into a bar and asks the bartender for the best IPA they have on tap. The bartender tells him they don't have any good IPAs on tap because none of them are over 4%abv.
The guy says "Okay, then give me the best IPA you have in a bottle."
The bartender gives it to him but when he pops it open and pours it into his glass he complains.
"Bartender, I've had this IPA many times and it's well known for it's amazing hop aroma."
The bartender explains that because of the state's central ordering system that bottle of beer is probably better than 6 months old and the hop aroma has long since gone away.
"Oh, well, that's too bad. Forget about the beer, give me a double jack and coke instead"
The bartender cries.
Fixed. Pretty funny. Did you write this joke yourself? One wrong word makes a pretty big difference, though.
Why did the little chicken cross the road softly?
Because he was just a little chicken, and didn't know how to walk hardly.