jazzVA
Well-Known Member
some more COVID humor (laugh, cry, be bored, be mad, die, your choice folks)...
Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator
Still haven’t decided where to go for Easter……The Living Room or The Bedroom
Every few days try your jeans on to make sure they still fit. Pajamas will have you believing all is well in the kingdom
Homeschooling is going well. Two students were suspended for fighting and one teacher was fired for drinking on the job.
I don’t think that anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we’d go from Standard time to the Twilight Zone.
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into the house and told my dog. We had a good laugh over it.
So, after the quarantine, will the producers of My 600 Pound Life find me or do I find them?
Quarantine day 5: Went to this restaurant called The Kitchen. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place stays in business.
My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
I’m so excited—it’s time to take out the garbage! What should I wear?
I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to "Puerto Backyarda". ‘M getting tired of "Los Living room".
Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeking woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don’t have the same teacher next year." I am offended
Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under (don't be recklessly selfish peeps).
Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator
Still haven’t decided where to go for Easter……The Living Room or The Bedroom
Every few days try your jeans on to make sure they still fit. Pajamas will have you believing all is well in the kingdom
Homeschooling is going well. Two students were suspended for fighting and one teacher was fired for drinking on the job.
I don’t think that anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we’d go from Standard time to the Twilight Zone.
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into the house and told my dog. We had a good laugh over it.
So, after the quarantine, will the producers of My 600 Pound Life find me or do I find them?
Quarantine day 5: Went to this restaurant called The Kitchen. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place stays in business.
My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
I’m so excited—it’s time to take out the garbage! What should I wear?
I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to "Puerto Backyarda". ‘M getting tired of "Los Living room".
Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeking woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don’t have the same teacher next year." I am offended
Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under (don't be recklessly selfish peeps).
