Donovan and Rudy selected last for all-stars

[fishonjazz]

So are we now allowed to be happy when Karma finishes off Davis's Achillies tendon?

I mean I wasn't there before, but now? Ehhh. . .

**** the brow

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[fishonjazz]

We really need to sign Ron Artest. Does he have any legs left?

"They better not put me in the All-Star Game. I won't shoot, but I'll dominate that easy game. I'll be playing hard defense. I'll be foulin'. I'll be flagrant fouling. Everyone will be like, 'What are you doing?'"

Sign stephen jackson while we are at it

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[Handlogten's Heros]

Sign stephen jackson while we are at it

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There aren't many of the modern tough guys... some marginal 3 and D guy with muscles should see that and take advantage of the opening. Every team needs a guy who the other team is a little afraid might actually fight if **** goes down. A crazy enforcer.

 

[LogGrad98]

**** the brow

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Seems that would be awkward.

 

[framer]

There aren't many of the modern tough guys... some marginal 3 and D guy with muscles should see that and take advantage of the opening. Every team needs a guy who the other team is a little afraid might actually fight if **** goes down. A crazy enforcer.

I mean Georges Niang is RIGHT THERE!

 

[gomretat]

I think we can calm down with the conspiracy talk. They don't want the team to move. They just like making fun of Utah. It isn't a cool place by their definition. Rudy is not well liked because he's different. Bunch of teams and players make fun of him.

DM and Rudy are both guys that are considered try hards... they weren't the blue chip can't miss prospects... they aren't in the cool kids club.

If they do something meaningful we can shove it in everyone's face. This isn't a directive from the NBA. Is two dudes teasing the outcasts.

Spot on.

 

[Dread]

Don't want to read through all of this so it may have been said before....I'd like Rudy and Donovan to have a giant chip on their shoulder...there was one there already...hopefully this just made it bigger.

 

[fishonjazz]

There aren't many of the modern tough guys... some marginal 3 and D guy with muscles should see that and take advantage of the opening. Every team needs a guy who the other team is a little afraid might actually fight if **** goes down. A crazy enforcer.

There was a center that played at florida a few years back that would have been perfect. Looked like Ben wallace. Wonder what happened to him

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[The Jazz Wonderbra]

You named one player...

Kyrie is just the prime example. There have been lots of rumblings.

 

[NUMBERICA]

A. His team is in the playoff hunt. Tied for the 8th spot.

B. The all star game is an individual award rather than a team award and has always been that way.

C. Lavine is averaging 29 points on 52.5% from the field, 43.5% from 3, and 86% from the line, plus 5 assists and 5 rebounds.
Those numbers aren't ok or pretty good, they are amazing. He is playing as good as any player in the league.
I do agree that his teammates aren't very good though.

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You’ll have to forgive those of us that side-eye a guy who’s never played on a winning team continuing to lose even relative to the putrid conference he plays in.

 

[DasJazz]

I'm telling yall how hilarious would it be if Rudy is salty and comes in just goes hard. Few blocks... hard fouls at the rim... just screams "Nothing EASY!" after every time he blocks or fouls someone. Becomes the only player to foul out in the first half. Sets the tone for the Bad Boy Jazz.

If any big man on our team screams out anything other than "Grab it Memo!", then that is a straight up fail.

 

[DasJazz]

Seems that would be awkward.

Gives a new meaning to tickle the twine.