For those Jazz fans that LURK here but don't post

[JazzEater]

Hello, I am currently 21 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. Oh, and i plan on being the only walrus of my kind with a Trey Burke Jersey. I've ordered a XXXXL and plan on gaining another 85 pounds before december. If you have any questions or maybe advice, please let me know. Thanks

 

[The Midnight]

What all you lurkers need to realize is if you posted there would be more reading for me which means less posting, which would make the content value shoot to the moon.

This. 100%.

 

[Dr. Jones]

He is not. I wear the pants around here thank you very much! I just let him think he's the boss.

Way to go Mrs!

 

[Hotdog]

Haha


Is this really Jason's girl on here?

 

[The Midnight]

Haha


Is this really Jason's girl on here?

It has to be. He wouldn't have approved the username otherwise.

 

[Mrs Jason]

It has to be. He wouldn't have approved the username otherwise.

Or the "prove yourself" ban on franklin. Wonder how he's enjoying it...

 

[The Midnight]

Or the "prove yourself" ban on franklin. Wonder how he's enjoying it...

??? Sorry I'm lost ????

 

[Dr. Jones]

Or the "prove yourself" ban on franklin. Wonder how he's enjoying it...

Is that forrealz?

 

[Dr. Jones]

??? Sorry I'm lost ????

well no ****.

 

[Mrs Jason]

Is that forrealz?

Yes it happened. Just for an hour or so. He didn't believe I was the boss and I have a rep to protect!

 

[Dr. Jones]

Yes it happened. Just for an hour or so. He didn't believe I was the boss and I have a rep to protect!

That is way awesome.

We should so have a mod-for-the-day type of deal. I promise I'd be fair!

:fingers crossed:

 

[The Midnight]

Wow.. so franklin is banned? How come there was no Memo in the site feedback forum???

 

[Mrs Jason]

Wow.. so franklin is banned? How come there was no Memo in the site feedback forum???

It was just a joke. He isn't anymore. Read back a few pages... You'll catch up.

 

[The Midnight]

It was just a joke. He isn't anymore. Read back a few pages... You'll catch up.

Ahhh ok.. wow this is cool stuff...

 

[Hotdog]

Hello, I am currently 21 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. Oh, and i plan on being the only walrus of my kind with a Trey Burke Jersey. I've ordered a XXXXL and plan on gaining another 85 pounds before december. If you have any questions or maybe advice, please let me know. Thanks

Everybody rep this alt of mine. Lets try to get its rep higher than his post total. How cool would that be?

 

[Dr. Jones]

It was just a joke. He isn't anymore. Read back a few pages... You'll catch up.

Don't hold your breath.

 

[orangello]

Hi.

 

[orangello]

Hi. Here three times a day, but stopped posting after getting assigned and paid to monitor. Best job ever. Provides daily comic relief in the bowels of the ESA.

More from this please.

 

[orangello]

Repped

 

[UGLI baby]

Hi.

Shocking.


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